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Science, Bitches | Issue 12

Posted 2:46pm Sunday 17th May 2015 by Emma Lodes

The Franz Joseph and Fox glaciers are must-sees on a road trip of the South Island. They’re each about 12 kilometres long and unique in that their icy tongues descend through lush rainforest, blue-white enigmas in a green realm. Although Franz Josef Glacier exhibits a natural cycle of advance Read more...

Sceptic Schism | Issue 12

Posted 2:40pm Sunday 17th May 2015 by Wee Doubt

David Icke has convinced hundreds of thousands of people that the world is run by something called the “Babylonian Brotherhood”, a race of seven-foot-tall reptilian aliens who squeeze into human-sized suits and rule the world. They have brainwashed humans into believing they are human in Read more...

Crush on Campus | Issue 12

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 17th May 2015 by Pippin Boots

Each week Critic wants to hear from you if you’re struggling to approach the man or woman of your dreams. Does she always sit on that front row seat and give the lecturer far more attention than you’re comfortable with? Does he stroll past your window each morning and your only attempts Read more...

A Broad View | Issue 12

Posted 2:33pm Sunday 17th May 2015 by Przemek Winszczyk

A Broad View is written by different international students each week who wish to share their impressions of their time here or unique experiences. Email critic@critic.co.nz if you are an international student wanting to tell your tale. Kiwis are intriguing creatures. Everyone knows Read more...

David Clark | Issue 12

Posted 2:28pm Sunday 17th May 2015 by David Clark

New Zealand has changed a lot since I was a kid. When I was a kid, homosexuality was illegal, and those who engaged in “homosexual acts” risked getting locked up. Kids who didn’t fit gendered stereotypes were bullied mercilessly. There were no education programmes around sexual Read more...

Editorial | Issue 12

Posted 10:20am Sunday 17th May 2015 by Josie Cochrane

At the time we sent this issue to print, 3300 people had signed a petition demanding an apology from TVNZ for its “biased report on Dunedin students” during the Sunday show over a week ago. TVNZ won’t apologise. What it’s done is no different to what we all Read more...

Editorial | Issue 11

Posted 3:07pm Sunday 10th May 2015 by Critic

Earlier in this semester, Ally Willen wrote a beautiful piece for A Broad View, a column aimed at giving international and exchange students the opportunity to tell us what makes New Zealand unique to them. We’ve had some great write-ins, but Ally’s was particularly special. Rather than Read more...

Whole Lotta Love | Issue 11

Posted 3:03pm Sunday 10th May 2015 by Student Support

As quoted on the New Zealand Aids Foundation website (NZAF), nearly 80% of HIV diagnoses are among gay and bi guys, but why, you ask? Well, gay and bi guys have much more anal sex than straight guys. You are 18 times more likely to contract HIV through unprotected anal sex than unprotected vaginal Read more...

ODT Watch | Issue 11

Posted 2:55pm Sunday 10th May 2015 by Steph Taylor

In headline news this week, everyone felt a bit shaky after the 6.0-magnitude Wanaka earthquake. I was in the Richardson, and looking at that building makes me feel shaky. Apparently speed-dating has died in the South, and Tinder has taken over. One women, called “desperate and Read more...

From the Back of the Class | Issue 10

Posted 2:48pm Sunday 10th May 2015 by Finbarr Noble

I’m not usually much of a believer in conspiracy theories. I do not necessarily consider the phrase a dirty term as some do, conjuring up images of tinfoil-wearing loonies, but I do subscribe more to the “cock up, not cover up” theory of government than to the secret scheming Read more...

A Broad View | Issue 11

Posted 2:44pm Sunday 10th May 2015 by Jeriel Tan

A Broad View is written by different international students each week who wish to share their impressions of their time here or unique experiences. Email critic@critic.co.nz if you are an international student wanting to tell your tale. It’s midnight at Pequeño’s down Read more...

David Clark | Issue 11

Posted 2:41pm Sunday 10th May 2015 by David Clark

Ifind it shocking that in Dunedin there are over 1000 young people who are not in employment, education or training. These are the people most likely to end up long-term unemployed. There are lots of myths about the long-term unemployed. They are an easy target for criticism and beneficiary Read more...

Crush on Campus | Issue 11

Posted 2:37pm Sunday 10th May 2015 by Lonely Boy

Sceptic Schism | Issue 11

Posted 2:27pm Sunday 10th May 2015 by Wee Doubt

“Detox” diets make out the liver is like a dirty old sponge that needs to go through the washing machine. Actually, the liver is an organ that filters harmful or unneeded substances from the blood to be excreted as urine. It is self-regulating and will replenish its own cells at the same Read more...

Love is Blind | Issue 11

Posted 1:05pm Sunday 10th May 2015 by Lovebirds

Critic’s infamous blind date column brings you weekly shutdowns, hilariously mismatched pairs, and the occasional hookup. Each week, we lure two singletons to Di Lusso, ply them with food and alcohol, then wait for their reports to arrive in our inbox. If this sounds like you, Read more...

Love is Blind | Issue 10

Posted 3:01pm Sunday 3rd May 2015 by Lovebirds

ODT Watch | Issue 10

Posted 2:48pm Sunday 3rd May 2015 by Steph Taylor

In “Scarfies Go Wild” this week, this old-boy appears to have done his OE on the extreme side. An Australian doctor, branded as the posterchild for ISIS, has been found to have previously failed first-year health science in Dunedin. Oh look … another youth binge-drinking story Read more...

From the Back of the Class | Issue 10

Posted 2:36pm Sunday 3rd May 2015 by Finbarr Noble

Have you ever paid a visit to a friend, acquaintance or even a stranger and had your host offer you a cup of tea or a biscuit or a line of prescription medication? I recently have, which — naturally — got me thinking of the ancient Greek tradition of xenia. Xenia roughly translates to Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 10

Posted 2:34pm Sunday 3rd May 2015 by Emma Lodes

On Saturday 25 April 2015, a massive, 7.8-magnitude earthquake hit Nepal, the worst Nepal has seen in 80 years. At the time of Critic going to print, the death toll had passed 5,000, but continues to climb; time will tell what the full extent of the damage is. Kathmandu Valley is densely populated Read more...

A Broad View | Issue 10

Posted 2:29pm Sunday 3rd May 2015 by Emma Cotton

A Broad View is written by different international students each week who wish to share their impressions of their time here or unique experiences. Email critic@critic.co.nz if you are an international student wanting to tell your tale. Most Americans would never think to hitchhike. Read more...

David Clark | Issue 10

Posted 2:26pm Sunday 3rd May 2015 by David Clark

I have many fond memories of my years flatting at Otago and elsewhere. That said, there’s good reason I chose to spend 11 years living at Selwyn College — one way or another. First-time flatting is when you learn a bunch of things. First off, how good the food actually was at Read more...

Crush on Campus | Issue 10

Posted 2:24pm Sunday 3rd May 2015 by Cloudy

A few weeks ago I had an epiphany about attractiveness - it was when you put up your hand up in our lecture. At that moment I had the seemingly life changing realisation that 1. you exist and 2. you are attractive. But this attractiveness isn’t all about the symmetry of your face, the Read more...

Sceptic Schism | Issue 10

Posted 2:20pm Sunday 3rd May 2015 by Wee Doubt

You are the kind of person who can go to a party and feel great, have fun and talk to lots of people. But when you get home and you go over the things that you said, you suddenly regret how you were behaving. You keep people a little bit at bay when you are first getting to know them, but if you Read more...

Editorial | Issue 10

Posted 10:39am Sunday 3rd May 2015 by Josie Cochrane

It’s terrifying that in the twenty-first century, in a time when we are supposed to be so much more knowledgeable, so much more civil, we’re just not. I know “we” seems harsh — it’s another country, it’s not us, it’s not the same. The thing is, it Read more...

Love is Blind | Issue 9

Posted 3:04pm Sunday 26th April 2015 by Lovebirds

A Broad View | Issue 9

Posted 2:59pm Sunday 26th April 2015 by Isabel Lanaux

A Broad View is written by different international students each week who wish to share their impressions of their time here or unique experiences. Email critic@critic.co.nz if you are an international student wanting to tell your tale. T his is the question that inevitably Read more...

ODT Watch | Issue 9

Posted 2:53pm Sunday 26th April 2015 by Steph Taylor

When the front page is often a picture of a farmer in gumboots and a swandri, you shouldn’t really claim that you have your eye on fashion. Don’t fall asleep at the library, at work or on any form of moving transport, especially if heavy Read more...

From the Back of the Class | Issue 9

Posted 2:42pm Sunday 26th April 2015 by Finbarr Noble

Gin and tonic is my favourite cocktail. It is also the only one I know how to make, as it conveniently has all the ingredients in the name. Yet there is more to this noble drink than meets the eye; as that connoisseur of alcohol, Sir Winston Churchill himself, once said: “The gin and tonic has Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 9

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 26th April 2015 by Emma Cotton

Last summer, I went for an early-morning swim in the ocean. The soft wind and gentle tug of the water were calming, so I pushed myself farther and farther out. Suddenly, I realised the ocean floor had dropped far below me. I pictured my body from below, fragile, my feet dangling like bait. I looked Read more...

Whole Lotta Love | Issue 9

Posted 2:34pm Sunday 26th April 2015 by Student Support

To get a look-in for special consideration due to ill health or an accident that prevents you sitting an exam or impairs your exam performance, you need to have a “severe medical condition...supported by medical evidence.” So, we’re not talking snivels or general exam Read more...

David Clark | Issue 9

Posted 2:30pm Sunday 26th April 2015 by David Clark

I worked studiously on Labour’s small business policy for over a year. When the time came during the 2014 election campaign, I joined our leader for its launch. Journalists, cameras and microphones turned up. I had planned the launch in a fireworks factory. My policy redirected Read more...

Crush on Campus | Issue 9

Posted 2:26pm Sunday 26th April 2015 by LawBoy

Girl from last year’s LAWS101 tutorial; to you I write this confession. Picture this. Making my way down George, walking slow, really slow, then I see you! It’s been a while, and things have changed. We’re both a year older, a year more mature, another notch in the belt of life Read more...

Skeptic Schism | Issue 9

Posted 2:23pm Sunday 26th April 2015 by Wee Doubt

In 1998 Andrew Wakefield, a British former surgeon and medical researcher, published a fraudulent research paper in support of the now-discredited claim that there was a link between the administration of the measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine (MMR), and the appearance of autism and bowel disease. Read more...

Editorial | Issue 9

Posted 10:30am Sunday 26th April 2015 by Josie Cochrane

We live in a country where our week’s headlines are filled with endless stories of how weird our prime minister is that he would think it’s all good to tug on a woman’s ponytail time and time again. We don’t need 100 articles on this, and we all know how wrong it is if the Read more...

Love is Blind | Issue 8

Posted 4:10pm Sunday 19th April 2015 by Lovebirds

ODT Watch | Issue 8

Posted 4:07pm Sunday 19th April 2015 by Steph Taylor

Clinton’s having a crack at the old White House again, yay for girl power! Here is something to do with all those plastic bottles the flat collects: do a three-day trip in a kayak made out of recycled plastic bottles. In “winter is coming” news, the snow-related Read more...

From the Back of the Class | Issue 8

Posted 3:54pm Sunday 19th April 2015 by Finbarr Noble

Kamikaze is perhaps the best known of Japan’s World War Two tactics, yet it was not used until late in the war. By 1944 the Allies had pushed Japan back to the Philippines, a vital conduit for petroleum for Japan, and now threatened the Japanese mainland. The leadership knew that they could Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 8

Posted 3:52pm Sunday 19th April 2015 by Emma Lodes

It’s easy to blow off global warming, especially when we hardly notice it. The most dramatic and rapid effects of climate change are felt more by polar bears than humans — far, far away from human inhabitation in the permanently frosted-over soils of the Arctic. Way up north among Read more...

A Broad View | Issue 8

Posted 3:48pm Sunday 19th April 2015 by Isabel Lanaux

A Broad View is written by different international students each week who wish to share their impressions of their time here or unique experiences. Email critic@critic.co.nz if you are an international student wanting to tell your tale. The first thing I noticed when I moved to Read more...

Crush on Campus | Issue 8

Posted 3:45pm Sunday 19th April 2015 by Forrest Gump

David Clark | Issue 8

Posted 3:42pm Sunday 19th April 2015 by David Clark

When you buy a burger from a random fast-food outlet in town, you can be pretty sure it won’t give you food-poisoning. But that’s not true everywhere in the world. There are plenty of places where local knowledge is vital if you want to avoid an unpleasant aftermath. Part of the Read more...

Skeptic Schism | Issue 8

Posted 3:40pm Sunday 19th April 2015 by Wee Doubt

In 2006 a book was published that has gone on to sell 19 million copies worldwide by promising everybody literally everything they ever wanted. That book is The Secret by Rhonda Byrne. The “secret” is “The Law of Attraction” – the assertion that the atoms in your Read more...

Editorial | Issue 8

Posted 10:32am Sunday 19th April 2015 by Josie Cochrane

Google “basic bitch” (BB) and you’ll find a plethora of things that make one a basic bitch. Although a BB probably wouldn’t use the word “plethora”, I seem to match the description on many counts #smartcookie: Striped tops — I just bought one for this Read more...

ODT Watch | Issue 7

Posted 5:24pm Friday 17th April 2015 by Steph Taylor

As an avid Easter fan, it breaks my heart that at the Great Easter Bunny Hunt, 8000 little bunnies saw the white light and went to bunny heaven, full of carrots and Easter eggs. Don’t go hunting on the West Coast, as your odds of getting stung by a swarm of bees are terrifying An Otago Read more...

Love Is Blind | Issue 7

Posted 2:51pm Sunday 12th April 2015 by Lovebirds

Whole lotta love | Issue 7

Posted 2:51pm Sunday 12th April 2015 by Student Support

The thing about being part of a massive bureaucratic institution with its own jungle of rules, policies and procedures is that we sometimes accept what the institution decides about us without question, because it’s bigger than us. Maybe you’ve been the recipient of one of those ominous Read more...

From the Back of the Class | Issue 7

Posted 2:51pm Sunday 12th April 2015 by Finbarr Noble

From a very narrow nineteenth-century British perspective, Edward Gibbon Wakefield might be described as the father of New Zealand, though a strange father he was. The driving force in his life was a hunger for wealth and influence. Wakefield took his first step towards this by eloping at the age Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 7

Posted 2:51pm Sunday 12th April 2015 by Emma Cotton

Menopause: we know it as a thing to be dreaded — a word to be uttered, not spoken. It brings our mothers’ and grandmothers’ hot flushes and mood swings, and is probably the reason your mum gave you a little too much grief about breaking curfew or having a messy room. Women don’t typically look Read more...

A Broad View | Issue 7

Posted 2:51pm Sunday 12th April 2015 by Isabel Lanaux

A Broad View is written by different international students each week who wish to share their impressions of their time here or unique experiences. Email critic@critic.co.nz if you are an international student wanting to tell your tale. I’ve never had much appreciation for the American Read more...

David Clark | Issue 7

Posted 2:51pm Sunday 12th April 2015 by David Clark

M any of you will have attended ANZAC services around the country. Attending the ANZAC commemoration at Queens Gardens each year rates among the most moving of the regular duties I perform as the local electorate MP. It’s an early start, but the traffic build-up pre-5am tells me I’m not Read more...

Crush on Campus | Issue 7

Posted 2:51pm Sunday 12th April 2015 by Elf Lover

Skeptic Schism | Issue 7

Posted 2:51pm Sunday 12th April 2015 by Wee Doubt

The most controversial Facebook post I’ve ever written was one that said: “I can’t believe how many of my friends who would never judge someone based on their race, gender or sexuality are happy to make massive, sweeping, shameless assumptions about people based on the month they are born in.” This Read more...

Editorial | Issue 7

Posted 2:51pm Sunday 12th April 2015 by Josie Cochrane

This week’s issue was uncomfortable to work on. Aside from Easter causing us to have three days to put Critic together, the feature articles were on topics I really am in no position to make judgment on. But I will anyway. Firstly, the feature on relationships via social media: I really Read more...

Love Is Blind | Issue 6

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Lovebirds

Woody's Word | Issue 6

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Michael Woodhouse

T he Hyde Street Keg Party (HSKP) has come and gone for another year. 12 arrests, 50 treated for injuries and intoxication, six off to hospital, one ambulance out of action for a week. On one level you might think that, given 4,000 students attended the event, this might not be a bad Read more...

From the Back of the Class | Issue 6

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Finbarr Noble

You may have read in recent weeks of the easing of tensions and the opening of diplomatic channels between the United States and Cuba. The animosity between these two countries in its present iteration dates back to the Cold War. One might think that given the US’s victory in that war they Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 6

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Emma Lodes

Sixty-six million years ago — as the Cretaceous period transitioned into the Paleogene — a massive asteroid hit the earth, and three-quarters of all animal and plant species went extinct in a geologic blink of an eye. In the wake of all the destruction lay evolutionary opportunity: ecologic niches Read more...

A Broad View | Issue 6

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Kristen Kampmeier

A Broad View is written by different international students each week who wish to share their impressions of their time here or unique experiences. Email critic@critic.co.nz if you are an international student wanting to tell your tale. Well, first things first. What immediately Read more...

David Clark | Issue 6

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by David Clark

I recently heard a senior cabinet minister expressing contempt in parliament for what he still calls Labour’s interest-free loan “bribe”. The government hasn’t been brave enough to return interest to student loans yet. But if NZUSA collapses, an increase in your student debt may be the future Read more...

Crush on Campus | Issue 6

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by A Boy In Love

Skeptic Schism | Issue 6

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Wee Doubt

Wake up and smell the wee! Would you drink your own piss for the sake of your health? Because doing it every day will, according to some, cure you of pretty much everything from acne to cancer. The first big wee in the morning is the most effective, with urine taken mid-stream and then drunk Read more...

ODT Watch | Issue 6

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Steph Taylor

The beer was chilled and the kegs were flowing as the last bastion of Scarfie culture took place on Saturday 21 March. Following the trend current in Invercargill, Dunedin’s own “code brown” situation occurred last weekend at Moana Pool, with those wanting a “leisurely” swim Read more...

Editorial | Issue 6

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Josie Cochrane

Last week we held a competition for you to choose which Hyde Street photo would make the cover of Critic. You went nuts. I tried to rig it by putting my favourite four photos at the start of the album but, no, you social media whizzkids could not be fooled. It’s time everyone got better taste Read more...

ODT Watch | Issue 5

Posted 3:54pm Friday 27th March 2015 by Steph Taylor

Only in Otago do we get front-page headline news that a regional rugby player has become a new dad. Be thankful if you’re a ginger and live in New Zealand rather than Tanzania, as more than 200 people have been arrested due to their association with the murders of albino Read more...

Editorial | Issue 5

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Josie Cochrane

That was a bit embarrassing wasn’t it, Canta? A dumb decision to print it and even more embarrassing that you paid for it. For those who missed the piece that Canta has got in a wee bit of trouble for, “The Epidemic of Virtual Butt-hurt” was written by a Queen B who has a rant at Read more...

Love Is Blind | Issue 5

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Lovebirds

Whole Lotta Love | Issue 5

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Student Support

Post-Hyde Street already! If you were lucky enough to purchase tickets in the three-point-something minutes before they sold out, we hope it was all you wanted it to be. If, for any reason, it wasn’t, you’re welcome to drop into OUSA Student Support at 5 Ethel Benjamin Place (look for the giant Read more...

From the Back of the Class | Issue 5

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Finbarr Noble

The Suffragettes were feminists before it was cool — they fought for women’s suffrage in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. The term “suffrage” is an umbrella one that refers loosely to women’s suffrage unions in general, but in Edwardian Britain it was synonymous with the militant Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 5

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Emma Cotton

It’s 5am. You’ve left your 5,000-word Anatomy lab report until the night before it’s due, and though you’ve written 3,000 words, you still have the discussion section left. You’re doomed, and you know it. Feeling tired and overwhelmed, you close your eyes, drifting far away from consciousness. Read more...

A Broad View | Issue 5

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Kristen Kampmeier

Upon first arriving in Dunedin, I was pretty positive that Kiwis didn’t have feet. Every person that passed my flat was cruising on some form of wheels, whether that be a bike, a longboard or a skateboard. Although this phenomenon lasted for a few hours, a quick walk to the post office proved my Read more...

David Clark | Issue 5

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by David Clark

A fter 12 years and $25 billion dollars spent by the US government on this war to date, John Key thinks deploying 140 New Zealand troops will make a measurable impact in Iraq. I, along with others, am sceptical. New Zealand lacks the capacity for air-strikes, which are considered the Read more...

Crush On Campus | Issue 5

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by The Forever Alone Club

Skeptic Schism | Issue 5

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Wee Doubt

Romantic comedies, love stories, dating websites and the wedding industry would have you believe that somewhere in the world there is a person for you, and not just any person but your “soul mate”. One day you will find the only person who really knows you, who understands you and, most importantly, Read more...

Love is Blind | Issue 4

Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by Lovebirds

Woody's Word | Issue 4

Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by Michael Woodhouse

I have been a Dunedin based National MP for the past six years. I was born and schooled in the Dunedin and, after completing my OE, attended Otago University where I gained a B.Com. I am a chartered accountant and have worked in the banking sector, previously worked at Dunedin Hospital and also Read more...

ODT Watch | Issue 4

Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by Steph Taylor

Being a guy used to be easy, but now it’s the year of the man bun, the hot lumberjack and manscaping. Stop, pop and roll! Nothing like a good NZ Breakers Basketball/Savage remix of a great club banger. #punoftheweek In another story featuring dodgy hospital Read more...

From the Back of the Class | Issue 4

Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by Finbar Noble

K ing Phillip II of Macedon is nowadays most famous for having banged Angelina Jolie in that movie with all the snakes and then spawning Alexander the Great. However, if his son had not gone on to be such an overachieving Eurasian, Phillip himself would doubtless be remembered as one of the Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 4

Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by Emma Lodes

F our and a half billion years ago, a star exploded and a cloud of dust spewed into the universe. As it collapsed, the cloud began to spin, and particles began to clump together into planets and moons. Hotter planets fell into the centre of the disk and, at the very centre, our sun was born. Read more...

A Broad View | Issue 4

Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by Timothy O'Donnelle

A Broad View is written by different international students each week who wish to share their impressions of their time here or unique experiences. Email critic@critic.co.nz if you are an international student wanting to tell your tale. Hours before sitting down to write this Read more...

David Clark | Issue 4

Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by David Clark

I n my line of work, I’ve run into a few “spooks”. Good people, as far as I can tell. One view privately expressed to me is that oversight is something they welcome. Far from wishing for unencumbered powers, those I’ve met wish for suitable oversight of their activities. Intelligence gatherers Read more...

Crush on Campus | Issue 4

Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by The Worst Poet In Dunedin

Skeptic Schism | Issue 4

Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by Wee Doubt

T he first definition of “virginity” in The Urban Dictionary is “What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of.” This sums up our culture’s obsession with “virginity” as a tangible part of a person. But outside of its cultural context, virginity is a myth. Men are expected to be Read more...

Editorial | Issue 4

Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by Josie Cochrane

T his is a photo of just a fraction of the tissues required for our cover photo shoot in Castle lecture theatre — a toilet-roll wedding dress perfectly brings together this issue’s toilets review and wedding feature. We even reused most of the tissues. On my nose. I have a cold, and Read more...

Love is Blind | Issue 3

Posted 5:30pm Sunday 8th March 2015 by Lovebirds

ODT Watch | Issue 3

Posted 5:30pm Sunday 8th March 2015 by Steph Taylor

It’s good to know our new Pharmacy graduates are taking their place in the world and giving out dodgy drugs. Only in New Zealand do we feature a convicted killer and ex-NZ Idol participant on our below-par talent show. A strip club in Auckland has been Read more...

Whole Lotta Love | Issue 3

Posted 5:30pm Sunday 8th March 2015 by Student Support

W elcome to all the Queer students on campus, and to our allies, whether you are new to Otago or returning. I am excited to be writing my first column and that I get to write about all things great and Queer, and also things that are not so great because the Queer community is still a Read more...

From the Back of the Class | Issue 3

Posted 5:30pm Sunday 8th March 2015 by Finbar Noble

“Te Kooti was a brilliant guerrilla warrior, but he was no master of the modern pā.” So said Gregor Fountain, my Year 12 history teacher, and the phrase has stuck with me. True, indeed, Te Kooti was a successful guerrilla leader, especially when ambushing the British, but he failed Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 3

Posted 5:30pm Sunday 8th March 2015 by Emma Cotton

Do you worry about how future Earthlings will learn about twenty-first century life in a post-apocalypse world? If you do, get a little fresh air. But also, fear not! Scientists can now store all of the data in the world into something no bigger than a car. Most of us know that DNA, the Read more...

A Broad View | Issue 3

Posted 5:30pm Sunday 8th March 2015 by Ally Willen

My knees still ache, and I waddle to class with swollen feet. Completing my first Great Walk, the Kepler Track, was as beautiful as it was painful. I came to New Zealand with intentions of answering each invitation with a firm “yes” because I didn’t want to miss out on any Read more...

David Clark | Issue 3

Posted 5:30pm Sunday 8th March 2015 by David Clark

Volunteering is the unsung hero of nationhood. It provides valuable social glue, and it offers a window into worlds beyond the day to day. Recently, I spent a morning with a bunch of other “volunteers” supporting Mal Law’s bid to run 50 mountain marathons in 50 days. Mal’s #high50challenge Read more...

Crush on Campus | Issue 3

Posted 5:30pm Sunday 8th March 2015 by The Clown of your Dreams

Skeptic Schism | Issue 3

Posted 5:30pm Sunday 8th March 2015 by Wee Doubt

There’s nothing like a shitty cold to make you feel terrible for a week and turn you into a disgusting walking bag of mucous: mucous that makes a frequent and dramatic exit via two small portals on your face. If there were a medication I could take to stop me from getting a cold for the rest of my Read more...

Editorial | Issue 3

Posted 5:30pm Sunday 8th March 2015 by Josie Cochrane

F or this issue (Issue 3 already!), we interviewed Kiesza. She gave an insane performance last Thursday night for the Orientation Afterparty, and we were lucky enough to meet her. She was genuine, very cool, and wore the coolest dungarees I’ve ever seen. One of the things she spoke to Read more...

Love is Blind | Issue 2

Posted 6:26pm Sunday 1st March 2015 by Lovebirds

ODT Watch | Issue 2

Posted 6:26pm Sunday 1st March 2015 by Steph Taylor

A new player in the weapons market was discovered at the recent Highlanders game. Better keep this one on the lowdown so ISIS doesn’t find out. Must have been a slow news day. Although who wouldn’t want a hat of the day featured in their newspaper every day. Read more...

From the Back of the Class | Issue 2

Posted 6:26pm Sunday 1st March 2015 by Finbar Noble

G enghis Khan was not only a mass-murdering psychopath but also a pretty interesting guy. He was born sometime around 1162AD (accurate birth records were somewhat scarce on the Mongolian tundra) and given the name Temujin, meaning “of iron”. Temujin united the Mongolian tribes under one Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 2

Posted 6:26pm Sunday 1st March 2015 by Emma Cotton

Right now, your eyes are following the lines of this article, sending the black marks that make up letters to your brain where they are interpreted. This task, which we perform every day, is so complex that we are the only life forms that can do it. How is it possible, then, that we formed from Read more...

A Broad View | Issue 2

Posted 6:26pm Sunday 1st March 2015 by Emma Lodes

I t’s night, the stars are out and a bonfire is burning wildly in the middle of the road. Green shards of glass from smashed bottles are strewn about the flames. I peer closer at the fire, fearing what could be burning in there. Then I see … a ratty old couch. On the street corner, the Read more...

David Clark | Issue 2

Posted 6:26pm Sunday 1st March 2015 by David Clark

T he North Dunedin population is younger, poorer and more likely to be single than populations elsewhere in the country. We are an outlier. Many of our statistical quirks derive from having the most intense congregation of tertiary students anywhere in the country. What is perhaps less Read more...

Crush on Campus | Issue 2

Posted 6:26pm Sunday 1st March 2015 by The Clown of your Dreams

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