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Ranked, in order: Always make sure a glass of wine is available Drive a large vehicle and then you can see more Fun and failure start the same way Advice is much harder to make up if you don’t have it pre-prepared The best way to keep your clothes white is by using warm wash, that way you get the power of hot and cold For all you fresher lads, if you don’t know if you love someone, then you probably don’t,...Love is Blind
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