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OUSA Exec: Kamesha Jones

You are probably being asked to vote left, right and centre – literally. Two weeks ago, you might have had a flurry of Instagram requests from potential OUSA election candidates (guilty). If you were remotely clocked into anything the candidates were saying – you would have noticed a large trend towards ‘big issue politics’ – and your votes have determined whether or not the OUSA Executive will focus on advocating...

Moaningful Confessions: Double Feature

A Practical Lesson in Colour Theory By Smutette Let me set the scene. It’s Halloween. The night begins with me, determined to be Smurfette, buck-ass naked as my flatmate paints my entire body blue. Not with body paint, but electric blue acrylic paint we’d used on our flat sign. In hindsight, there was probably no need for her to paint in between my literal asscheeks, but I’m nothing if not committed to Smurfette. Although...

Editorial: What’s Up, Love?

Welcome to the Love Issue! In this edition, you’ll find a double love feature, double love in culture, and a double Moaningful Confessions. Don’t say we don’t love you. This issue was pretty spontaneous, but I think it’s well-timed. It’s the second to last issue of the year, and I feel that people are tired. So let’s talk about something that unites us: love. I’ve been hearing that...

Aquarius Having trouble deciding which personality to go with today? The allegations of you being “pretentious” and “vapi” are not going to go away unless you lock in and find a bit of inner peace. So take a minute and try finding...

TLDR: Issue 25 2026

Flipper Fest! The charity event of the year is back! October 9th and 10th come and support the conservation of the Hoiho Yellow-Eyed Penguins. Stay updated through @opac_otago and @flipper.fest!!🐧 UniQ are hosting our AGM on the 9th of October, 7pm,...

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