EDITORIAL: Porn has fucked us up

CW: Choking, violence, sex Porn has fucked us up. By us, I mean specifically Gen Z and younger Millennials, i.e most of us who are at University right now. I wasn’t worried about this a week ago but now I am.  This week, I wrote a feature about how normal choking during sex has become, why it’s become that way, and why it’s a problem. I went into my research armed only with the knowledge that, anecdotally, most...

Horoscope

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Re O might be over, but don’t let that stop you. Have a few cheeky ones this week at Pint Night.  Sex tip: root and scoot    Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sex tip: loosen up in the bedroom    Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Stop chasing people who don’t want you. Focus on yourself.  Sex tip: do it with anyone at this point, it’s probably...

Rate or Hate

Rate Making out. I think it’s a dead romance! I love just lazily making out with someone all morning. Beautiful stuff.  People who ASK if they can choke you. WAY better than just randomly being near-suffocated in the Subs bathrooms with no warning. Those boxers that have a little hole in the side of the penis pouch for easy access. It’s so convenient for public places e.g. your boyfriend’s friends’...

Kingfisher Lager

I consumed Kingfisher after an incredibly dusty Thursday in Re-O Week. As I perused the selection at Leith Liquor, I could think only of the inevitable pain that another box would bring me, and the horrors of Dunedin drinking culture which had led me to this point. I had only tried Kingfisher once before, when someone at a party gave me a bottle which they found down the back of a couch. It was at least three years old and tasted so shit that I...

Fuck, I Canít Cook!

Like most good things in life, cooking lasagne takes time, effort and emotional energy. But it is well worth it. If you feel like devoting a few hours into making something quite extraordinary, then I encourage you to cook this recipe. I have intentionally made this lasagne quite large because if you are going to commit, you might as well have lots of it. Any leftovers can be portioned into containers and put in the freezer until...

GRFT101 Is The First Ever Tertiary-Level Grifting Course

Otago Universe-City LTD has released a new product to the North Dunedin market. The limited liability company said in a press release that it was “excited” and “thrilled” to be offering the southern hemisphere’s first class on grifting as a first step in establishing the prestigious and long awaited Otago Buinesslike School. GRFT101: Remarkable Rackets is expected to cover an “introduction to tricks and...