EDITORIAL: Peace out

Welcome to the last issue. I’m writing this on the final print night of Critic Te Arohi for 2021. We’ve made 26 issues of this magazine for you over the year. That means that I get to be nostalgic in this editorial. At the start of the year, 26 issues seemed like a lot. A lot of pages, a lot of time, a lot of ideas to put into action. But looking back it all happened incredibly quickly, and lockdown helped to speed up this last...

Rate or Hate

Rate Sticking your head out of the car window with your mouth open. It’s NOT safe and I do not do it but it’s bloody brilliant #maincharacter Justifying massive and expensive Shein hauls just because you’re vegan (we all make mistakes ok). Even the most northern of breathas (read: weakest link) breaking their shorts back out. It's nice to see them all united again <3 Pretending there’s a live studio...

Moaningful Confessions

Out Of Reach The knock at the door got me jumping off the bed in seconds. I ran down the stairs, excited to see her. My eyes lit up as I saw her. My new vibrator was just as I had imagined, a petite wee thing, exactly like her profile. I escorted her upstairs to my room. Things escalated quickly and before I knew it, we were lubed up and ready to go. We started off slowly and sensually. She slowly caressed my body as she made her way...

Horoscope

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Fuck your exams. Send it away, have a drink or 26. Don’t listen to logic or reason. You’re a party rocker and you’re in the house tonight. Summer activity: going on a three month bender   Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Have courage in what you’ve been sending out into the universe. It may seem that the odds are against you right now, but that’s just the Jupiter and Mercury...