Horoscope

Aquarius  Jan 20 - Feb 18 This year is flying by and so are your opportunities to make long lasting friends that you don’t exploit.  Your song to stream this week: Privilege - The Weeknd   Pisces  Feb 19 - Mar 20 You get a glimpse of freedom and can’t wait to spread your fins and fly. Until the crushing weight of approaching exams makes you break out in a rash.  Your song to stream this...

Moaningful Confessions

So, our tale begins in the US, where I was staying with my parents over the summer holidays. During that time I had the perfectly rational horny thought to check out some American tinder boys. After some extensive swiping, I finally found someone half-decent. For the sake of this confession, we’ll call him Antonio. He asked me out for dinner (what a gentleman) and when he texted that he was outside, I was expecting him to roll up in a...

Bone Apple Teeth: Custard: Soup, but make it dessert.

There are times in life when you don’t want to make a meal for yourself, but you also want to cook something. There are times when you want dinner, but actually, really, only want dessert. Custard is easy and gooey and somehow deeply nostalgic. Eat a whole pot of it and call it a night. This is the recipe that Rachel McAdams would make in the kitchen while she’s waiting for her time- travelling husband to return. May it warm you...

Critic Booze Reviews

Speight's in a can, Speight's in a bottle, and Speight's on tap are all vastly different drinking experiences. Although it may technically be the same beverage, I’m willing to bet my life that the material and/or spiritual energy of the vessel fucks with the taste. Here is Critic’s ranking of the three vessels: can, bottle and tap. Do with this information what you will.  Can Everyone has had the adventure of...

Vape Review

Who needs Covid-19 when you can get self-induced Bronchitis from vaping too much over quarantine? If you’re gonna inject...