Critic Blind Date
The hopeful lovers on the Critic Blind Date are provided with a meal and a bar tab, thanks to Mamacita. If you’re looking for love and want to give the Blind Date a go, email blinddate@critic.co.nz Mr. Darcy I had no idea what to expect. But, to build up some courage my flatty and I downed a few beers to send me off, and a good long pull from a bottle of sweet berry wine. I could see a lone girl in a...Critic Booze Reviews
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Going from kinky sex all the time to suddenly single was quite a shock. I realised that I no longer enjoyed boring missionary one-night stands. This lead to me hooking up with a past ex who was having the same problem as me. It was a fun few sessions, but I knew I didn’t want to continue seeing him (he was an ex for a reason). He did tell me about FetLife, which apparently was the “Facebook for kinksters”. Signing up was...Horoscopes
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ODT Watch
This week, the Otago Daily Times came to the ground-breaking discovery that and ODT Watch is sure there’s no old men at the ODT. In other news: But still not confident enough to make the first move. Get it together, Simon....
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