EDITORIAL

This is the final issue of Critic for 2020, and my last Critic forever. After seven years at this glorious institution and three with your student magazine, it’s finally time for me to graduate from student media and student politics. It took me a long time to decide what my final editorial for you would be. I thought I had decided on one: an exposé of all the fucked things that have happened behind the scenes during my time here....

Booze Reviews

I consumed my slab of BrB: Chocka Hopa on Tuesday night. I’m not sure whether it was the atmosphere the snow created or the stunning quality of the brewing, but the first can of beer really hit the spot. There has been an increase in mid-tier breweries over the past few years which market themselves as a sort of people’s craft beer. Examples of this sort of brewery are Boundary Road and Monteith’s. I usually find with these...

Bone Apple Teeth: Banoffee Pie, with homemade caramel

Well, this is it. The last Bone Apple Teeth. It’s been such a joy to cook and write for you over the past year. Though at times the journey was not easy (especially when we live so close to Willowbank hot chips), the resulting dishes were always, always delicious. Too good not to share. For our last recipe, we settled on a delicious gift to our readers: Banoffee Pie. The simple truth about Banoffee Pie is that, no matter how hard you...

Moaningful Confessions

We had known each other in high school. Back then, I was the captain of the boys' team, She was the captain of the girls' team. We also sat next to each other in English so safe to say the sexual tension was already through the roof. I barely paid attention in that class. It started as most of these things do. Her shitty boyfriend did some shitty stuff and was substantially not involved anymore. He was a nice enough guy, it's just...

Moaningful Confessions

It was a sunny summer Saturday, one of the last before I returned back to dunners this year. Of course, this Saturday was not out of the ordinary as it involved some pretty hectic day drinking and the shenanigans that go along with it. This story begins after a good old-fashioned game of truth or dare when one of the boys was dared to cut his hair in a mullet which he of course did (while oath by Cher Lloyd was playing in the background, not...