Horoscope

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Aquarius Season is nearly over and everyone else will be relieved. This week’s 2am feast: A Macca’s cheeseburger that you dropped on the road.   Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Asking people their moon and rising sign won’t make you less single. This week’s 2am feast: Your flatmates frozen fish fingers.   Aries Mar 21- Apr 19 Take a break from partying and...

Mac's Moaningful Confessions

Had a sexual encounter that was unusual, scandalous, or spicy? Send in your moaningful confession to critic@critic.co.nz     I was going to send this in last year but at the time there were some rumours flying around about one of the people involved and I didn’t want to give away any identities while we were all still in the same hall – so I thought I would hang onto this wee story until the following year once...

Critic Booze Reviews

If you like Gin in-a-can, then, boy, is this the drink for you: Gin but Pink. I don’t fuck with gin too hard myself, but I was definitely intrigued by the fact Gordon’s were spicing up their line of gin with… slightly more interesting gin. Sadly, even an infusion of raspberries and strawberries - along with an attractive cute pink packaging - only marginally lifts Gordon’s unimaginative and characterless spirit, a...

Bone Apple Teeth

Welcome to Bone Apple Teeth. This column is not going to teach you how to make nachos. Everyone fucking knows how to make nachos. If you’re here for that school camp shit of defrosted meat and canned beans, please kindly turn the page. Bone Apple Teeth is about beautiful, fun, vibrant food on a student’s budget and imagination. This column will answer some of the big questions, like what kind of breakfast you should make for your one...