Editorial: DRAMA ALERT: Tabloid is back, baby!
Welcome to the Tabloid Issue! This one is always the best. Tabloid lets us be silly, dramatic, nosy, and unserious in the way that student journalism is made for. My first exposure to the wonderful world of print magazines was through my Nana’s Women’s Weekly, Women's Day, and Home & Gardens. Sure, the content is what I now fondly call “slop”. But it was fun slop. The kind of thing left in the bathroom for...Booze Review: Purple Goannas
This week, we take you back in time to a prehistoric land. When reptiles ruled, Pint Night pints cost $5, and the first-year was fees free. You know something's been around forever when you get a nod of approval from some bloke's dad while carrying two boxes home. That’s heritage. Before even tucking into the box of Purple Goanna – or as everyone fondly calls them, Purple G’s – morale was high. Grog...Emo Boy: A Night To Forget
One fateful night in 2025, I had the worst sex of my life. I was just beginning my third year of uni (my first one single), and had finally decided I was ready to get back out there. I’d been snapping this guy from Tinder for a few weeks, and was out in town when he messaged me asking to meet up. “Today’s the day,” I thought. “I’m going to have my first uni one night stand!” He found me...Proctology - 31
Critic Te Ārohi hasn’t met with Proctor Dave Scott in a while now, but he certainly hasn’t forgotten about us. With the recent snap in the weather, we were more than happy to go and pay him a visit to get out of the kind of cold that chills you to the bone. Upon arrival, we were waved quickly through and greeted by name by one of the Proctor’s colleagues upstairs, further proving our successful infiltration. The...Horoscopes: Issue 13 2026
Capricorn You've been running on feet that are one step away from giving out from beneath you, and everyone’s concerned with the amount of caffeine you have been downing lately. Paired with your “I’ll sleep after my exams”...
Crossword Answers - Issue 13 2026
ACROSS: 1- Daniel Radcliffe 6 - Influencers 8 - KPH 10 - Karyon 11 - Enraged 13 - Topical 14 - Methodology 19 - Gossips 22 - Satchel 23 - Boundless 24 - Scold DOWN: 1 - Daniel...
