How Wack Is Crack?
Poor, poor methamphetamine. It’s the Tourism of the drug world – condemned, stigmatised, and used by the dregs of society. Despite a vast array of fresh-faced, apple-cheeked ambassadors, including the Luftwaffe, Antonie Dixon, and that dilapidated whore from Breaking Bad, it’s been an uphill battle for P’s hard-working PR people – one that shows no signs of abating.
But has this all been a big mistake? Have we written off the underdog too...
69 Things You Absolutely Should Not Do At University
Don’t do a ‘survey’ for a Christian group; they’re not researching anything, they just want to convert you. And there won’t be any sex.
Don’t go to a ‘Landers game in any section but the Zoo: old people are terrible company. Unless they smell like pot.
Don’t get drunk and post on your hall’s Facebook group. It’s not funny, it’s just annoying.
Don’t talk about how...
Diesel or Die
Houses were left open, bodies of the undead lying in the stairways, semi-naked beside the corpses of burnt couches in front gardens, and on barely intact balconies. As the bus slowed, turning to pull in behind a Toyota Starlet that had its front windows smashed and “Sink it Cunt” spray-painted on the bonnet, one of the refugees was heard whispering to her husband, “I can’t live in a slum like this”. Her husband replied with the most reassuring...