ODT Watch | Issue 2
Same Shit Every Week
A new player in the weapons market was discovered at the recent Highlanders game. Better keep this one on the lowdown so ISIS doesn’t find out.
Must have been a slow news day. Although who wouldn’t want a hat of the day featured in their newspaper every day.
LOLs cause toilet paper is on a roll #punny
The ISIS Centre at Wakari Hospital in Dunedin is considering a name change due to its similarity with the terrorist group. Probably a good idea not to confuse a caring hospital centre with a radical Islamic terrorist group.
In blatantly obvious news, the ODT reports that ten times the recommended dose of codeine given to a child is ‘too much’. Yes, it is ... stay away from drugs kids. Luckily the child is now fine and there have not been any lasting effects.
All nighters trying to finish an essay + 12-hour library days + copious amounts of Red Bull/No-Doz = a whole lot of stress apparently. Surprisingly, they are talking about NCEA assessments.