ODT Watch | Issue 18

ODT Watch | Issue 18

To start this week,

Being paid to think is a fool’s game. I’m paid (in the unspoken affirmation of strangers) to insult the ODT, and loving it.


Next, the ODT’s wildest dreams have come true 

All of our normal swans are on loan from the Queen. The ducks are ours though (woop).


Then, yet another of the ODT’s on-the-edge-of-your-seat teaser headlines

The nightguard noticed that the glass eyes of the sunfish reflect eldritch swirls in the light of the gibbous moon.


Continuing their riveting museum-related fish coverage, 

And finally, 

There’s just something about the fence, a grandeur, a sublime wildness. In its presence all the problems of the world crumble into the wind.

This article first appeared in Issue 18, 2017.
Posted 11:32am Sunday 6th August 2017 by Charlie O’Mannin.