To start this week,
Being paid to think is a fool’s game. I’m paid (in the unspoken affirmation of strangers) to insult the ODT, and loving it.
Next, the ODT’s wildest dreams have come true
All of our normal swans are on loan from the Queen. The ducks are ours though (woop).
Then, yet another of the ODT’s on-the-edge-of-your-seat teaser headlines
The nightguard noticed that the glass eyes of the sunfish reflect eldritch swirls in the light of the gibbous moon.
Continuing their riveting museum-related fish coverage,
There’s just something about the fence, a grandeur, a sublime wildness. In its presence all the problems of the world crumble into the wind.