ODT Watch | Issue 22

ODT Watch | Issue 22

To start this week, the ODT are reporting on perhaps the best story ever.

Yip, it’s a father-son fashion competition. Unfortunately, they provided a picture of a group of winners.

Wow, three people wearing caps and sunglasses. What co-ordination, what elegance, what subtle standoffish style.


Of course, not content to just admire the bold fashion, the ODT decided to ask their signature child-conceiving question. 

Ewwwwww. Also, “sen” is a stupid way to abbreviate senior (“Sr.” is common usage), and even if you are going to use “sen” you should capitalise it because it’s part of a proper noun.


Continuing the theme of the ODT using inappropriate words,  


Next, the ODT has decided that women are some kind of homogenous floating hive mind. 


And finally,

That’s my favourite George Michael song.*


*Joke attributed to Giddens, Ceridwyn BA (Hons), at 2.24pm 06/09/17. Used with permission. 

This article first appeared in Issue 22, 2017.
Posted 11:22am Sunday 10th September 2017 by Charlie O’Mannin.