ODT Watch | Issue 24

ODT Watch | Issue 24

Good morning, ODT.

That’s lovely ODT. Well done.


This week the ODT has decided to start a column on how hard different South Island towns are.

Next week, Greymouth goes the gym, drinks whatever alcohol Swilliam is reviewing, and then beats someone up.


Next, something’s really got underneath the ODT’s skin. It’s really riled them up, got their goat, ruffled their feathers, stole their stoat, messed with their testicles, made them upset, flicked them sharply on the nose. 

The first line of the article reads, “You need to go to your room and think about what you’ve done.”


Next, a breakthrough is poised to revolutionise the medical profession 


“Speak out on behalf of the voiceless, and for the rights of all who are vulnerable.” – Proverbs 31:8

This article first appeared in Issue 24, 2017.
Posted 11:16am Sunday 24th September 2017 by Charlie O’Mannin.