ODT Watch | Issue 20

ODT Watch | Issue 20

Make way! The messiah is among us.

Make way! For He shall lead us through the fire.


Then, a cutting piece of investigative journalism.

Turns out melons cost more in winter. Who knew.


This week the ODT has some truly mindbending wisdom to impart

Witnesses report the ODT frantically blinking outside their offices and exclaiming, “these photos are going to come out like a dream”.



As opposed to all those village halls owned by multinational corporations.


And finally, a light in the darkness. 

This article first appeared in Issue 20, 2017.
Posted 10:54am Sunday 20th August 2017 by Charlie O’Mannin.