Booze Review: Saints & Sinners

Booze Review: Saints & Sinners

What is good! This week's booze review was kindly brought to you by me wanting to intentionally get another mockable beverage so you lot don’t think I’m an alcoholic. 

Saints & Sinners are a rather funky duo of vodka soda and guarana extract. They’re available in Monster-esque cans containing something that could probably be passed off as an energy drink à la the Celsius mix-up the US is seeing at the moment. There’s two flavours called simply ‘blue’ or ‘pink’. I tried both, of course. 

The blue flavour tastes blue as fuck, but in a very specific way. That way is V. This stuff tastes EXACTLY like blue V and it’s kind of fucked up cos it’d have to taste really good without alcohol in it, so maybe they can make a non-alcoholic lineup for that purpose. But anyway, it tastes a ridiculous amount like blue V. 

The pink flavour, on the other hand, tastes like a mix of Pink Monster and mystery Nitro. How in the actual fuck have they managed this wizardry, I have no clue. We can somehow make stuff taste like other stuff without actually being that other stuff. Science is so fucking crazy dawg. 

Although I do rate both flavours, the blue one is simply superior as it just doesn't taste like alcohol – a huge win for chugability. Plus I'm not a huge fan of mystery Nitro in general, which further detracts from the potential of a high rating. But that's probably misguided. 

Do take it slow on these though. There’s a fair thwack of caffeine in them, so if you get anxiety poos from raw-dogging a mocha on an empty stomach, probably don't go for these. But you would probably have guessed that by the whole blue V flavour thing. S&S’s come in four-packs of 420mL 6% cans, meaning two standards per. These absolute pearlas are available at any good (but not posh) bottleshop, so bottlos and liquorlands should all carry these. 

Flavour: Awesome/10

Scullability: 10/10

Pairs well with: Dirty Dogs and either a servo pie or sausage roll

This article first appeared in Issue 18, 2025.
Posted 9:44pm Sunday 10th August 2025 by Joan of Rark.