Pisces
The reality of your time at uni being over is hitting. It’s time to hide under your bed as you ask yourself for the first time if you really want to leave. It’s a hard reality to accept, but don’t be afraid. Maybe in this next stage of life your bedroom won't be overgrown with mould.
Your holiday tradition: 12 days of shots
Aquarius
Feeling caged in? Pull out the map, and start planning your next hike through the mountains. Just make sure to pack plenty of sunscreen, stock up on snacks, and message your mum to let her know you’re going MIA for a few days so she doesn't file a missing person report.
Your holiday tradition: KFC for dinner
Libra
You’ve been a little hard on yourself recently, and it’s time to loosen up. Trust me, the friend group divorce was not your fault. What’s important is that now you have more time to doomscroll, and you don't have to listen to their latest venture into friendscest.
Your holiday tradition: Hiding in your room
Capricorn
Chica! You gotta tell your therapist what’s wrong, because you have never been in such deep sorrows. Communication is key, so trade in that free AI therapist for a real human one. Let them help you get your stress all out before life completely breaks you.
Your holiday tradition: Hiding from the Krampus
Aries
Your flat may be a teeny weeny bit cursed. As the ghosts of students past roam the drafty hallways, sleeping is going to be difficult. Every step feels like it may be your last. So tuck your toes under the covers tonight, or Gary from toefinder.com may find them!
Your holiday tradition: Hanging cobwebs on the tree
Gemini
It’s officially your last chance to strike up a conversation with that lecturer who just so happens to be of beekeeping age. Do it before your timetable changes and your chances of getting leniency for a late submission (that you so desperately deserve) disappear!
Your holiday tradition: Chaotic lunch with your extended family
Taurus
Is summer lovin’ coming your way? During this time of the year, people naturally grow closer together. Like magnets, you’ll be drawn to someone and won't be able to get them out of your head. See if that spark can turn into a blazing fire – all signs point to yes!
Your holiday tradition: Ultimate backyard cricket matches
Leo
Watch those expiry dates on your leftovers closely, as I foresee the worst case of food poisoning Otago has ever seen. Heed my warning: your stomach will thank you, and so will the people you share a bathroom with.
Your holiday tradition: Hitting a vape in your grandparent’s bathroom
Virgo
It’s time to start thinking about Halloween. The age-old question remains: do you go mainstream with an overdone cliché group outfit, or do you commit to that niche, cool costume at the risk of absolutely no one guessing your costume?
Your holiday tradition: Putting on a sibling talent show
Cancer
The burnout is real. You haven’t done anything but stare at your laptop recently, and anytime you try to take a mental health break, guilt consumes you for not studying. Don’t worry! Even if it doesn't feel like it, you are almost free to hit the Octagon and get vodka drunk!
Your holiday tradition: Extra fun walk with your cousins
Scorpio
As exam season rolls around, the latest strain of flu is making a lovely home for itself on the second floor of the library. Please stop spreading it. If you have a sniffle, stay in your room. Nobody wants whatever strain of Covid you’ve caught. In this case, sharing is not caring.
Your holiday tradition: Making VERY strong eggnog
Sagittarius
Panic has set in as you count down the days until your first exam. It’s time to wear every single lucky charm you own and knock on every piece of wood. Heaven forbid any negative vibes rub off on your exam sheet and ruin your C streak.
Your holiday tradition: Playing thumbwars to see who gets to put the star up
