ODT Watch | Issue 19

ODT Watch | Issue 19

This week a mysterious event has thrown the ODT office into even more confusion, suspicion and vibration than normal. 

Spontaneous combustion is just a normal day at the ODT. Unfortunately the flames were a curious beige-khaki. And wet. The ODT doesn’t like being wet. It reminds them too much of home.  


After that profound disappointment the ODT sunk into an even deeper funk when they had their suspicions, nay fears, confirmed


Next, the ODT have come to a decision

The ODT is still on the fence (see ODT Watch Issue 16 and Issue 18) about whether forest fires, blizzards, or sandstorms (Darude) count as adverse events.


Then the ODT hit us with some solid wisdom

It truly doesn’t work, the ODT have been trying for a long time.


And finally, a prime example of classic ODT nonsense. 

This article first appeared in Issue 19, 2017.
Posted 11:06am Sunday 13th August 2017 by Charlie O’Mannin.