Pisces
Do something this week that will leave a lasting impact for others to remember you by. The moon is drawing you away from others, but you're a social creature so whether you start a new club or graffiti half the flats on Castle St, you need to make an impact so big you'll be unforgettable.
What consumerism final boss are you: Ugg Talismans
Libra
Your social calendar is full but your bank account is empty. This is going to make for a hard few weeks, so pinch those pennies and try to limit the amount of junk food runs you and your flat do. Also, the only reason you should let yourself dig into your savings is if you're going to buy a bag.
What consumerism final boss are you: Popmart blind boxes
Aries
You have cruised through the first two weeks of uni with ease. There's been no stress and no worrying. That is all about to change – get ready to lock the fuck in!
What consumerism final boss are you: Dubai chocolate making kit
Sagittarius
Something you loved dearly and lost has found its way back to you recently. Make sure to hold on tight and not let go because you have been losing things a lot lately and you don't have the mental strength to get through another loss right now.
What consumerism final boss are you: Temu flat decorations
Aquarius
Go out and treat yourself to a drink one afternoon this week. Whether your friends come with you or you solo it, you deserve to kick your feet up and rest a little bit. You had an exhausting break and the past few weeks have been a bit of a shit show.
What consumerism final boss are you: The blue Glassons corset top
Scorpio
You are that bitch. People have been trying to tear you down but just know that everyone you meet has been loving your energy and wants to get to know you more. Be confident that your presence is wanted and you're not just someone who gets the pity invite.
What consumerism final boss are you: Amazon 50pk of scrunchies from the VSCO era
Cancer
You have been making your own sweet, sweet music lately and people are finally starting to appreciate the sound. Not everyone is going to like the message you're trying to get across, but those who like it are your people.
What consumerism final boss are you: Thrifting clothes you don't need
Leo
Your sleep schedule has been fucked up by one too many big nights out. Make sure you're getting enough fuel in your tank and consider eating a vegetable at least once a day. When that inevitably doesn't happen, at least try to eat something green – whether that is a matcha-flavoured cheesecake or a green Fruit Burst is up to you.
What consumerism final boss are you: Shein haul
Capricorn
You felt a spark with someone a few weeks ago, but now they are ghosting you. Don't worry, it was them not you, they really wish they were in the right headspace to get to know you better but maybe they might be soon!
What consumerism final boss are you: Kmart dupes
Taurus
Remember to take care of your surroundings, whether that is actually vacuuming for once or remembering to feed your plants a little water. Make your room your sanctuary and maybe it will help with that unsettled feeling in your tummy.
What consumerism final boss are you: Overreliance on Afterpay services
Virgo
You have been going out and getting just a little bit too fucked up. Try reining it back and respecting that your friends want to have at least one night this year where they don't have to carry you home and wash the vomit off of your outfit, like they have had to do many times this year.
What consumerism final boss are you: Buying the entire Apple ecosystem
Gemini
Clean the black mould that is growing in your shower. If you just spray a little Wet & Forget mould killer, that will likely do wonders for the health of you and all your flatmates. No one deserves to be sick all winter just because you couldn't be bothered doing your chores.
What consumerism final boss are you: Stanley Cup collections