Cancer
This week it’s time to let your hair down and embrace some cultish behaviour. Don’t sacrifice the family pet goat, but skipping around a beach bonfire while cross-faded with friends might do the trick.
Your Otago canon event: Never being satisfied by your degree choice
Scorpio
It’s a new semester and a fresh start. Knowing how indecisive you are, this means another opportunity to change papers or add a new minor. But please think ahead to exam season, where you may regret some of your choices.
Your Otago canon event: Almost being run over by bogans hanging out of a Hilux
Leo
You could fill a room with the secrets you know but don't tell, and an extra juicy nugget of gossip is coming your way. Continue keeping your mouth shut, or that secret may be the last anyone trusts you with.
Your Otago canon event: Having a quarter life crisis and doing ALL of the drugs
Taurus
This week, your Pinterest will be enticing you to enter your whimsical era. Your heart is yearning to get enough piercings to give your Grandpa a heart attack and dye your hair anything neon. You may be Hettie’s Crystal Shop’s top customer by the end of the month.
Your Otago canon event: Being traumatised by your hall experience
Sagittarius:
After coming back to freezing Dunedin and seeing the stark contrast between your home and your flat, you're itching to clean. Nuking the black mould in your shower and giving the microwave a good wipe is the best therapy a student can afford these days.
Your Otago canon event: Falling in love at Pint Night
Virgo
Brace yourself! 21st and Red Card season is upon us, and you are going to have a record breaking hangover. While your friends may not remember the night, the digicam never forgets. Lord knows your friends will post anything.
Your Otago canon event: 24 hour lock-in the day before your exam
Capricorn
New papers means new opportunities to let your competitive streak out (#academicweapon). But don't let your fierce nature cloud your vision. New papers also means a new dating pool, so keep an eye out and an open heart.
Your Otago canon event: Yearning to drop out and travel in second-year
Gemini
The dice are in play and the Gods have decided your future. Usually, it's your job to pick up the pieces after disaster strikes – but you’ve had a stroke of luck! Maybe work will pay you sick leave when you call in hungover, or you might score a free pack of cigs from the ground.
Your Otago canon event: Dropping acid and seeing an inverted lamp
Pisces
You have made a very wise decision recently. Though events this week may cause you to question your choices, trust your gut. That’s especially true if you’ve just quit vaping – even if you have a cool raspy voice, you also can't run a kilometre without dying.
Your Otago canon event: Flirting with a cop on Castle Street
Libra
Sometimes it feels like you sink into the background. However, you are the focal point. People do see you, and they love what they see. Keep being open and showing the world the real you, because they are huge fans and can't wait to see more!
Your Otago canon event: Making friends with everyone in the toilet of Residency
Aries
You haven't been known as frugal in the past. But being home and not having to fend for yourself has allowed you some reprieve from the constant poverty you have been facing. You might still manage to save up for a New Years trip!
Your Otago canon event: Dressing for the wrong Castle Street theme
Aquarius
Time to unleash the beast within and embrace Re-Ori. Fight your way to barricade, mix five different types of liquor and try punch darts in every smokers area in the Octagon. Show those Freshers what a real Scarfie looks like!
Your Otago canon event: Getting your Uber to go up Baldwin Street
