Aries
You’ve been running on less than empty lately. Sleeping on your laptop in lectures just isn't the same as hitting your pillow at home, even if the lecture theatre is warmer and your lecturer’s voice is basically free ASMR. Go home and get some rest.
Your party game: Arm wrestling
Taurus
You’re on a warpath this week – take no prisoners in the group chat. It’s fair enough that you’re completely done with the drama, and it’s time to put your foot down. Say your piece, and don't even think about feeling guilty afterwards.
Your party game: Stealing the host's belongings
Gemini
I’m sensing your envy is going to spike hard this week. If you’re not careful, you’ll end up missing your old self. Instead of looking at others, count your own blessings and remind yourself of how green your own grass is.
Your party game: Spin the Bottle
Cancer
Energy is high for you this week. It’s time to leave behind the stress of whatever project you’ve been sweating over and go enjoy your social life. Grab your friends and drag them to whatever aesthetic café you’ve been eyeing up – it’s time to pretend to study.
Your party game: Rage Cage
Leo
It’s time to put yourself first and prioritise your own happiness. This week will give you a clear view of who uplifts you, and who doesn't give a fuck about you. Make sure to dodge the leeches and stop spending all your time making other people's lives easier.
Your party game: Strip Twister
Virgo
It’s time for you to face that grisly task or problem that you’ve been sweeping under the rug. As harsh reality hits, you’re going to need to block out time in your calendar to repair the damage your neglect has caused.
Your party game: Comparing Rice Purity scores
Libra
You’ve had plans in the making for weeks, but something is about to bring them all grinding to a halt – sorry! Start rebooking your bus and flight tickets now, or else it’s going to get way too expensive.
Your party game: King’s Cup
Scorpio
You’re running a tad cash-poor as of late. You’ve scavenged every last coin from the car glove box, and those packet soups your mum bought when you moved into your flat are starting to look like fine dining. Godspeed.
Your party game: Strip Poker
Sagittarius
A promotion is coming your way! After applying to what feels like every single job in Dunedin, finally securing one was a blessing. It’s only up from here! With this new payroll, you might finally be able to afford groceries on top of your cones.
Your party game: Beer Pong
Capricorn
Peace is finally falling over your flat as the partying starts to settle down and the lock-in begins. Silence fills Castle Street, and thus fills your lounge. The group chat lies hungry and drama-less because no one has the energy to cause a scene. Thank fuck!
Your party game: Drink or Dare
Aquarius
Seasonal depression is making its rounds in Dunedin. The trees have been bare for weeks and the city is looking a little less than beautiful, but hold out! Spring is just around the corner, and Tinkerbell and her friends are almost here to defrost our freezing city.
Your party game: Dance Battle
Pices
You've been blissfully neglecting coursework this sem, but the clock is ticking. Book a study room in Central and beg your A+ friends to help you lock in before you’re emailing your lecturer at 1:00 AM to beg for an extension you may not deserve.
Your party game: Spotlight
