Only in Otago do we get front-page headline news that a regional rugby player has become a new dad.
Be thankful if you’re a ginger and live in New Zealand rather than Tanzania, as more than 200 people have been arrested due to their association with the murders of albino people.
This supersized lamington takes the cake for headlines this week, with a one kilometre lamington being baked in Adelaide. Nothing like getting instant diabetes by eating one kilometre’s worth of lamington.
I know what you’re thinking: pie day! But alas, no, I mean happy 3.1415 day! Any type of pie means it’s a good day.
So apparently you can now build a person’s DNA from 100-year-old jizz. Gabriele D’Annunzio gave his semen-stained handkerchief as a parting gift to his lover. If this isn’t true love, I don’t know what is.