Strap yourselves in folks, cause we are about to get freaky. Have you ever been hungry/hungover as fuck only to discover you have close to no real food? Well then this recipe is for you financially struggling legends. This feed has been built solely on the random scraps you have in the cupboard or fridge which means it can be altered in any way, shape, or form. Happy munching you animals.
Ingredients
- 1x Pack of cheap ass noodles
- 1x Wrap of choice
- 1x Egg
- Tomato relish
- Half a small brown onion, sliced
- Grated cheese
- Kewpie mayo
- Oil
Instructions
- Start by preheating a fry pan with a dash of oil over high heat. While that’s preheating, spread a fair dollop of tomato relish all over your wrap.
- Crack your egg into the preheated pan and fry that mf up to your liking. While your egg is frying, open up the pack noodles, place into a bowl and flick the jug on in preparation to cook your noodles. (You can put the flavour sachet in before or after the water based on your preference.)
- Once your egg is fried and the jug is boiled, pour the water into the bowl with your noodles to begin their cooking. Remove your egg from the pan and replace with your sliced onion to begin frying them.
- By now, your noodles and onion should be both ready and it is time to start assembling your abomination of a meal. To build: drain the noodles as much as possible to avoid a soggy wrap and then pour onto your pre-prepared, relish-smeared wrap.
- Place your onion, cheese, and egg on top of the noodles (I shredded my fried egg up but you can place in whole if you want.) Then finalise with a healthy drizzle of kewpie mayo.
- Fold your wrap up and place into a toastie press to get a nice crispy shell. (If you don't own a toastie press you can toast it in a fry pan.
To Serve: Remove your wrap from the press/pan and place onto a plate. I would recommend a knife and fork for the attack strategy on this one but feel free to be an animal and bare hand this as well.