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A Rundown on Sex and Its Place in The World of Gaming
Posted 1:33pm Sunday 28th May 2017 by Lisa Blakie
Sex in the majority of videogames is the worst. It’s terrible. Why is it so awful? In God of War you button mash the controller and get rewarded with moaning. In the 1987 adventure game Leisure Suit Larry, your main aim is to try and make women have sex with you by being an undesirable sleaze. Read more...
Pulled Pork
Posted 1:19pm Sunday 28th May 2017 by Liani Baylis
As you can probably judge by my previous articles, I eat meat quite rarely. When I do, I don’t want to waste the occasion on something average - I want the full sock-blowing package. There are so many pulled pork recipes out there that, quite frankly, suck. This one will never disappoint Read more...
Freefall
Posted 1:10pm Sunday 28th May 2017 by Monique Hodgkinson
Above image: Freefall, exhibition installation view, featuring Colin McCahon, The Wake, 1958; Ralph Hotere, And ye shall dwell in the land I gave your fathers and ye shall be my people and I will be your God. Ezekiel, 36. 28, 1983, image reproduction by permission of the Hotere Read more...
The Handmaid's Tale
Posted 1:05pm Sunday 28th May 2017 by Anonymous Bird
Rating: 4/5 Based on the Margaret Atwood novel of the same name, The Handmaid’s Tale is a post-apocalyptic story of a patriarchal world. The first three episodes were released together and pack and powerful punch to the gut, with themes from the 1980s novel still resonating and relevant Read more...
A Dog’s Purpose
Posted 1:02pm Sunday 28th May 2017 by Samuel Rillstone
Rating: 5/5 A Dog’s Purpose is one of the most sentimental films I have seen in a while, for the pure and obvious fact that it contains dogs and dogs dying and living and just, doggos. Taking place from the 1950s to the present day, it follows a dog, narrated by the wonderful Josh Gad, who Read more...
Blankets–An Interview with Sasha Ford
Posted 12:54pm Sunday 28th May 2017 by Renee Barrance
Earlier this year in March, on a rainy Sunday afternoon and post a whirlwind weekend of incredible music happening in Dunedin, I saw Montreal-based composer and sound artist Sasha Ford perform her solo electronic project Blankets at None Gallery. Blankets had also played the night before Read more...
The Vegetarian
Posted 1:40pm Sunday 21st May 2017 by Jessica Thompson Carr
Read this book and you’ll be put off meat for several weeks (not the worst thing in the world). Winner of the Man Booker International Prize and the Yi Sang Literary prize, this is Han Kang’s first book to be published in English and I am oh so grateful for it. Written in three Read more...
Homemade Potato Chips
Posted 1:36pm Sunday 21st May 2017 by Liani Baylis
You know those days when the thought of putting a bra on to go get snacks cripples your very existence? Today is one of those days. Good god Uber eats would go off in this town! Alas, we don’t have it, nor does Countdown deliver one bag of kettle chips. No, we must venture out to get snacks or Read more...
Stardew Valley
Posted 1:25pm Sunday 21st May 2017 by Lisa Blakie
Stardew Valley was released in 2016 and was welcomed by the community with a hugely positive reception from both players and critics. It was another indie hit created by a small team of one dude and I was excited to experience what it had to offer. And it delivered on everything the community had Read more...
The 2017 Capping Show
Posted 1:13pm Sunday 21st May 2017 by Critic
Dunedin transformed into Funedin this week for the opening night of the Capping Show, which Critic believes is the best one we’ve ever seen. If you’ve ever wanted to see a Nazi going through the letters of the alphabet while performing oral sex on a woman, you’re in luck. A Read more...
Chewing Gum (episodes 1-3, 2015)
Posted 1:11pm Sunday 21st May 2017 by Saskia Bunce-Rath
Rating: 3/5 I have… mixed feelings. On paper it all seems great, yet I quit watching after three episodes due to the immense second hand embarrassment I got. Chewing Gum is a British comedy that frankly discusses sexuality, with a diverse cast, set on an estate in England. It’s Read more...
Get Out (2017)
Posted 1:05pm Sunday 21st May 2017 by Anonymous Bird
Rating: 5/5 Get Out is a recent, somewhat controversial, horror film. Chris Washington (Daniel Kaluuya) is a young black photographer accompanying his new white girlfriend, Rose Armitage (Alison Williams), home to visit her parents. Early on Chris asks her if she had told her parents that he is Read more...
A Rainy Day Gallery Guide
Posted 12:59pm Sunday 21st May 2017 by Monique Hodgkinson
Cold weather getting you down? Check out these hidden gems around campus for some art and culture to warm you right up. De Beer Gallery Special Collections For our first pick you don’t even have to leave the library! Head on over to Special Collections on the first floor, Read more...
Basically Baroque
Posted 12:54pm Sunday 21st May 2017 by Ihlara McIndoe
Kicking off the first of the 2017 Matinee series on the 29 April, Dunedin Symphony Orchestra’s Basically Baroque concert was certainly a hit. So often it takes an orchestra a while to settle into Bach, but the Concerto for Violin and Oboe was precise and enthralling right from the get-go. Read more...
This Is Your Haven
Posted 12:51pm Sunday 21st May 2017 by Bianca Prujean
It is 11 May 2017. Tomorrow, an epic lineup of electronic musicians will deliver their ambient, industrial, and techno beats to a dance-starved audience at Dunedin’s artist run space, None Gallery. The lineup includes UK techno producer, Ansome, and sonic allies, Jaded Nineties Raver (J9R), Read more...
Letter from the Music Editor | Issue 12
Posted 12:31pm Sunday 21st May 2017 by Bianca Prujean
There is something about the creative process that remains amorphous to me. As I write this, Dunedin is in the midst of DWRF 2017 (Dunedin Writers & Readers Festival), a week that is all about creative spirit and the power of the written word. I stand on the awkward eve of explaining to a room Read more...
Five Offbeat Illustrators Doing Interesting Things
Posted 1:01pm Sunday 14th May 2017 by Monique Hodgkinson
With books on the brain following the annual Dunedin Writers & Readers Festival, writing about illustration seemed a logical choice this week. These five contemporary artists each take the concept of illustrating for children in completely different directions, showing that the picture book page Read more...
Guardians of the Galaxy: The Telltale Series - Episode 1
Posted 12:50pm Sunday 14th May 2017 by Anonymous Bird
Rating: 3.5/5 There’s something particularly exciting about a game that is influenced by your decisions. Telltale Games have definitely got this structure down, taking on stories from multiple different franchises such as The Walking Dead, Fables and Game of Thrones. This time around Read more...
Misery
Posted 12:44pm Sunday 14th May 2017 by Jessica Thompson Carr
More often than not I come across a book I wish I had written myself. Stephen King’s Misery is one of those books - not for any clever reason, simply because it is quirky, weirdly relatable (to a writer), and shit scary. Word of advice folks: don't read when living alone in the Read more...
The Travel Salad
Posted 12:35pm Sunday 14th May 2017 by Liani Baylis
I’m first to admit that I am the stingiest bitch out when it comes to parting with money at crappy roadside stops. There is nothing worse than paying six euros for crusty stale bread and guaranteed salmonella - thanks, but no thanks. I’d much rather save my money for the real goods Read more...
Personal Shopper (2016)
Posted 12:32pm Sunday 14th May 2017 by Alex Campbell-Hunt
Rating: 4/5 It’s best to go into this movie knowing little about it, so that you can be taken on a mysterious ride and not know what to expect. So I won’t reveal too much. But you’ll know from the title that it’s about a personal shopper (played by Kristin Stewart); a Read more...
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2 (2017)
Posted 12:28pm Sunday 14th May 2017 by Maisie Thursfield
Rating: 5/5 Let’s praise the Lord one more time for Chris Pratt! Although Andy Dwyer will always hold the number one place in my Chris Pratt dedicated heart, Peter Quill has come a mighty close second after the latest instalment of Guardians of the Galaxy. In this film, we learn about Read more...
13 Reasons Why
Posted 12:23pm Sunday 14th May 2017 by Anonymous Bird
13 Reasons Why is a recent addition to Netflix and is a show about suicide. It is centred around a teenage girl who commits suicide and organises for 13 tapes to be sent to the 13 people she blames. The show attempts to address the complications technology has added to bullying and abuse, and Read more...
‘Non Compos Mentis’ the debut album from I.E. Crazy
Posted 12:18pm Sunday 14th May 2017 by Reg Norris
Once upon a time a younger unfamiliar version of myself left an empty buckets worth of die cast miniature cars in the long grass in our backyard. This silent convoy was uncovered by my dad as he was pushing about our two-stroke suburban Sunday soundtrack machine. Without notice, small colourful Read more...
Survivor NZ: Dee shits in the ocean, Tony shits the bed
Posted 1:26pm Tuesday 9th May 2017 by Sam McChesney
Sam is a Survivor superfan, which means he’d be voted off first if he ever played. This is his weekly blog on Survivor New Zealand strategy. At some point in Survivor, you need to become a threat if you want to win. If you’re seen as a passenger, then barring an Read more...
The Yield
Posted 2:41pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Jessica Thompson Carr
Perfect timing. With the Dunedin Readers and Writers Festival upon us I thought it appropriate to give Sue Wootton’s most recent publication The Yield a go. I admit that I haven’t dabbled enough in modern New Zealand literature. In the past I’ve been prejudiced against it, Read more...
Adventures of Mana
Posted 2:35pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Brandon Johnstone
Rating: 3/5 Adventures of Mana is a remake of the 1991 action RPG Seiken Densetsu: Final Fantasy Gaiden (or Final Fantasy Adventure). The original is seen as something of a classic, though not nearly as much so as its sequel Secret of Mana, and developer Square Enix seems to be giving the series Read more...
Rebecca Baumann: Untitled (Exploded View)
Posted 2:32pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Monique Hodgkinson
Explosions seem to be a bit of a theme at the Dunedin Public Art Gallery at the moment, with Exploded Worlds dominating the ground floor and Untitled (Exploded View) now showing upstairs. While the word seems to connote some degree of chaos, the latter of these two exhibitions is instead built on Read more...
Songs in the Key of Life
Posted 2:27pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Ihlara McIndoe
Jonathan Lemalu, “fiercely proud to be born and educated in Dunedin” returned home after a busy international season of performances and recordings which took him across four continents, performing to a jam-packed Dunedin town hall on 12 April. The city certainly turned out to show their Read more...
Letter from the Music Editor
Posted 2:14pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Bianca Prujean
I went to a festival once. It was a three-day event. The weather was delicious, the backdrop lush and friendly, the tent… sufficient, the music mind-blowing. The following year I missed out on tickets. I cursed my indecision. How many times did my finger hover over the Buy Now icon on the Read more...
I Watched Coachella for Three Days Straight & Now I'm Dead Inside
Posted 2:10pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Grimm Selfie
Over the Easter weekend I “live-streamed” Weekend One of the Coachella Music and Arts Festival. The stream is not really live - it’s delayed, and is sponsored by a German telco called T-Mobile. T-Mobile have a pink logo in the shape of a capital ‘T’, with two small pink Read more...
Happy Feastock
Posted 2:04pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Henry Francis
In the depths of Refuel at 1am Zac Nicholls of fuzz-rock group Koizilla gleefully chimed to a loyal and hazy crowd “we have two songs left, and then Feastock is over.” Koizilla brought the curtain down on the ninth installment of what has become a centerpiece of the Dunedin music Read more...
Cauliflower Bites
Posted 1:54pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Liani Baylis
Over the summer, desperate for yet another hungover feed, beautiful cauliflower nuggets were born. At the time, we had sweet F A in the fridge and I was desperate for something deep-fried without having to wipe last night’s make up off or leave the house. Despite being an utter food snob I Read more...
Moone Boy (seasons 1 & 2)
Posted 1:48pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Saskia Bunce-Rath
Rating: 4/5 Moone Boy simply warmed the cockles of my heart. This show makes you want to sit in bed with a soft blanket and drink beverages from a thermos, even though you are literally in your house and could make a cup of tea. But what is Moone Boy you ask? Is it about some type of boy Read more...
The Lego Batman Movie (2017)
Posted 1:19pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Samuel Rillstone
Rating: 4.5/5 As an avid Batman fan, or Bat-fan, viewing the Dark Knight in all his glory as a brooding LEGO figure was quite the treat. It was fraught with references from both on-screen and comic book depictions of the Caped Crusader, with some very sly ones for those who have extensive Read more...
Going in Style (2017)
Posted 1:13pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Maisie Thursfield
Rating: 2.5/5 For a comedy this film made me really depressed. Even Morgan Freeman’s voice could barely lift my spirits. Three retired gents have their pensions frozen by the company where they worked for 30 years. They can’t even afford to buy a slice of pie and one of them has a Read more...
Their Finest (2016)
Posted 1:09pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Samuel Rillstone
Rating: 3.5/5 To call Their Finest a British comedy, as many reviews have, is difficult, as it doesn’t provide the classic, almost slapstick, comedy that one associates with British comedy. But there is still that hint of sentimentality whenever the British signature shines through. The Read more...
The Bloggs —Nicola Jackson
Posted 12:56pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Monique Hodgkinson
Currently tucked away in the Dunedin Public Art Gallery is a small room exploding with rainbow colours and slightly disturbing human bodies in a kaleidoscope of unapologetic vibrancy. This is The Bloggs by Nicola Jackson, simultaneously Frida Kahlo-style living room and anatomical exploration, and Read more...
Ba(e)gels
Posted 12:49pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Liani Baylis
Bread is life. Bread is Bae (do we still say that?). However, it is also something with which we all have a love-hate relationship. On the one hand, it’s frickin’ delicious and yet on the other, I find myself screaming “my skinny jeans don’t fit anymore, you bastard!” Read more...
Horizon: Zero Dawn
Posted 12:40pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Anonymous Bird
Rating: 4.5/5 Neil Druckmann of Naughty Dog recently sat down for a conversation with Hermen Hulst of Guerrilla Games, and asked him how scared Hulst was to commit to Horizon: Zero Dawn. Hulst replied, “very scared”. Guerrilla Games is known for its PlayStation exclusive series Read more...
Marvel’s Iron Fist (2017)
Posted 12:36pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Brandon Johnstone
Rating: 2/5 I really, really wanted to love Iron Fist. I count myself as a huge fan of the comic book character, almost entirely due to the Fraction/Brubaker run on Immortal Iron Fist a decade ago. Frustrated by the tempest of controversy leading up to its release (largely due to fears of Read more...
Power Rangers (2017)
Posted 12:31pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Alex Campbell-Hunt
Rating: 3.5/5 Man. Where do I begin? Maybe I’ll quickly outline the three reactions I had to this film, in chronological order. The first third I didn’t like because it was so different to the TV show, the second third I liked because it differed so much that it was almost comically Read more...
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Posted 12:27pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Florence Dean
Rating: 5/5 I prefer to go into a movie with zero expectations. I avoid reviews like I avoid responsibilities. No hype, no let down, ya feel? This time was different. This time I got in on the hype. This time I was the hype. When I found out there was going to be a Beauty and the Beast live Read more...
Swing Time
Posted 12:24pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Jessica Thompson Carr
After being touted by several friends as one of the best writers alive today, I finally decided to pick up Zadie Smith’s Swing Time. She’s an incredibly accomplished writer, having won numerous awards for her five published novels, including the Orange Prize for Fiction, the Commonwealth Read more...
Provisionally Listed: ‘Morningside’ (specifically ‘Friends’) by Fazerdaze
Posted 12:17pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Reg Norris
Never judge an album by your laptop speakers. And NO I’m not talking about digital vs. analogue or the fucking warm sound your petroleum based non-renewable vinyl records make. But let’s have a quick chat about that before we begin. Once upon a time, and by time I mean ten years, not Read more...
Mass Effect: Andromeda
Posted 2:20pm Sunday 23rd April 2017 by Brandon Johnstone
Canada-based developer BioWare has leapt from strength to strength over the last couple of decades, building the beloved franchises Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age and Mass Effect around teams of likeable, fleshed-out characters. In the process, BioWare has earned an uncommonly dedicated, diverse Read more...
How To Actually Cook an Egg
Posted 2:16pm Sunday 23rd April 2017 by Liani Baylis
Picture this—It’s a bleak Sunday Morning. You wake up in a haze and get a sober look at the absolute babe you’ve pulled at Mac’s the night before. Determined to impress the fine lass, you set on whipping up the breakfast of champions before this one wakes up Read more...
Otago Wildlife Photography Competition
Posted 1:53pm Sunday 23rd April 2017 by Monique Hodgkinson
Here in Dunedin we’re pretty darn lucky. We’ve got an abundance of stunning wildlife perched right on our doorstep - the albatrosses, seals and penguins on the coast, the botanic gardens right by campus, and gorgeous countryside only a short drive away. The native birdlife is something Read more...
The F8 of the Furious (eight)
Posted 1:44pm Sunday 23rd April 2017 by Critic
Rating: 1 crashed car Reviewer: Michelle Rodriguez I left work and went to my car, only to find a man standing by it. He was old, like 70 years old. He had his back to me, and he was wearing a skirt that was so short I could see his entire bum. “What are you doing?” I Read more...
The Fate of the Furiosa (2077)
Posted 1:42pm Sunday 23rd April 2017 by Critic
Rating: ???/5 Reviewer: Dog I went into this movie as a longstanding fan of the franchise. I knew beforehand it was going to be a departure from the tone and structure of the previous films and was pretty excited to see where this would take the series. Nowhere good, it turns out. This Read more...


