Horoscopes | Issue 05

Posted 11:46pm Thursday 21st March 2019

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Be careful if Limeing this week. Your progesterone levels are critically low and you’re just so gumby right now. Mercury is in your money zone and that means it’s ok to ask your parents for a top up. There’s no reason to feel bad about it, everyone Read more...

Top 10 Ways to Look After Your Friends

Posted 10:09pm Thursday 21st March 2019

1. Know their favourite food, where to get it and be able to get it ASAP, for if you sense they aren’t feeling all that happy. 2. Get to know their parents or a sibling, if possible. Even if you just meet them once. At uni, there is usually a divide between our friends and our family Read more...

Critic Blind Date | Romeo and Juliet

Posted 10:07pm Thursday 21st March 2019

The hopeful lovers on the Critic Blind Date are provided with a meal and a bar tab, thanks to Mamacita. If you’re looking for love and want to give the Blind Date a go, email blinddate@critic.co.nz     Romeo I was pretty excited, to tell the truth. Why? I’ve never Read more...

UoO Moaningful Confessions | Issue o5

Posted 10:04pm Thursday 21st March 2019

I was going through a hoe phase at the start of last year, and I’m not ashamed of it. I was swiping up a storm on tinder, matching with cuties all day long. There was one particular boy that took my eye. I remember seeing him around a lot, and I was excited that I could finally talk to him. Read more...

Top 10 Ways to Fall in Love With Your Flatmate

Posted 8:03pm Thursday 14th March 2019

Your hands accidentally bump while doing the dishes one night. You laugh softly and flick a bubble of dishwashing liquid at them. At night, drifting off to sleep, your heart feels oddly clean and new, as if it, too, had been washed. Slowly, and then all at once. On Tinder you come across them Read more...

UoO Moaningful Confessions | Issue o4

Posted 6:34pm Thursday 14th March 2019

OK so I'm not much of a writer but I have been thinking about this for a very long time and I reckon the Critic readers might get a wee buzz out of it so here goes. Last year I was in Unicol and me and my friend's friend Matt* were out on the piss after a party. We were at Macs when we met Read more...

Critic Blind Date | Coach Carr and Trang Pak

Posted 6:15pm Thursday 14th March 2019

The hopeful lovers on the Critic Blind Date are provided with a meal and a bar tab, thanks to Mamacita. If you’re looking for love and want to give the Blind Date a go, email blinddate@critic.co.nz   Coach Carr My first blind date. Where to begin, this was a first for me. Nerves Read more...

UoO Moaningful Confessions | One Sad Fluffer

Posted 10:13pm Thursday 7th March 2019

Back in 2015 my rabbit, Mr Fluffy, died, and I was grief-ravaged. I know that sounds like a joke, but I was a fresher living away from home for the first time, neck-deep in the shit creek that is HSFY, hadn’t made any friends in my hall, and my childhood pet had died. To top it off I Read more...

10 Ways to Die on a Lime

Posted 9:54pm Thursday 7th March 2019

1. Ride down Castle St. in the rain and skid on a puddle, falling head first into a bin of shattered Speight’s bottles.  Cause of death: party foul   2. Take too many selfies while riding and crash into the Leith Cause of death: vanity   3. Ride Read more...

Critic Blind Date | Issue 03

Posted 5:41pm Thursday 7th March 2019

The hopeful lovers on the Critic Blind Date are provided with a meal and a bar tab, thanks to Mamacita. If you’re looking for love and want to give the Blind Date a go, email blinddate@critic.co.nz     HER Okay so right off the bat if you’re here for a super juicy Read more...

Showing results 1 - 10 of 224
Previous Results

Critic

Te Arohi