Top 10 (Naughtiest) Things Heard Through The Dunedin Museum Whisper Dish

Posted 5:05pm Friday 19th July 2019

1. A lady asking to speak to the manager because of the service she received, but it’s actually Harlene Hayne asking to speak to God. 2. “You and your sister need to cut it out. The neighbours are getting concerned." 3. Adolf Hitler’s speech to the Reichstag on 30 Read more...

UoO Moaningful Confessions | Riding the Hershey Highway

Posted 5:04pm Friday 19th July 2019

As a gay man, it is always known that there is some "risk" involved when someone wants to ride the Hershey highway. This story from a few years ago always haunts me back when I begun being a pretentious slut. I was browsing the guys on more then one app looking for someone to have some fun Read more...

Horoscopes | Issue 16

Posted 5:02pm Friday 19th July 2019

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 If you think about it, the bit between your lips and your nose is the taint of your face. This week’s power move: When the automatic doors open after the 10 minute time allocation in the public toilets outside the supermarket, don’t let it phase you. Read more...

Critic Blind Date | Issue 16

Posted 2:11am Friday 19th July 2019

The hopeful lovers on the Critic Blind Date are provided with a meal and a bar tab, thanks to Mamacita. If you’re looking for love and want to give the Blind Date a go, email blinddate@critic.co.nz     Part One: His Superdry shirt made me Superwet, so our entree was a Read more...

Critic Blind Date | Lady and The Tramp

Posted 6:12pm Thursday 11th July 2019

The hopeful lovers on the Critic Blind Date are provided with a meal and a bar tab, thanks to Mamacita. If you’re looking for love and want to give the Blind Date a go, email blinddate@critic.co.nz     Lady On Thursday night, I was out livin’ my best life. I was Read more...

Horoscopes | Issue 15

Posted 6:07pm Thursday 11th July 2019

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 An R18 Mr Whippy van, but for cum. It’s so crazy that it just might work. This week’s website: http://111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/   Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 If you really want to pass HSFY, it’s Read more...

UoO Moaningful Confessions | International Sexcapades

Posted 6:01pm Thursday 11th July 2019

The downside of dating an international exchange student is that whatever meaningful connection you’ve made has a 5-month expiry date (assuming you met at the start of semester) because long-distance relationships are like the lie you tell yourself on a dusty Tuesday morning after blacking out Read more...

Top 10 Worst Messages Iíve Gotten From Straight Boys on Tinder

Posted 5:59pm Thursday 11th July 2019

1. “Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.” 2. “I want to nibble ever so slightly on your lower rib-cage.” 3. “I would call you beautiful, but beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been in there yet.” 4. “I want you to sit on Read more...

Which Dunedin Student Archetype Are You?

Posted 11:21pm Thursday 4th July 2019

Breatha Probably called Josh, Luke or Tom A feen for the sesh Has four true loves: gear, D&B, piss, and the boys. Doesn’t fear God   ‘Alty’ Owns at least one pair of Nom*D socks Spotted at either Kiki Beware, Aika, or RdC “What gigs are on Read more...

Top 10 Reasons the Dundas Street Bridge Construction Has Been Delayed

Posted 11:08pm Thursday 4th July 2019

1. They found archeological remains of basic girls from 2016 - Karen Walker, Stipes, Huffer Puffers and all 2. The construction crew were “ceebs” about the whole process 3. Charlene Chainz wanted to perform a private show 4. There was a large infestation of eels 5. Fergie Read more...

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