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Sir Ray Avery

Posted 11:38am Sunday 1st May 2016 by Hugh Baird

Sir Ray Avery is a scientist, inventor and a social entrepreneur of the highest order. He developed affordable intraocular lenses that by the year 2020 will have brought sight to 30 million people. He also revolutionised baby incubators to save countless lives in third world countries . He was Read more...

Interview With A Ghost

Posted 11:34am Sunday 1st May 2016 by Lucy Hunter

In the office, Ceri, Laura, Tash, Joe, Jean, Bij and I sat around waiting. Red light from the candles flickered on our faces and over the board. My workmates and I had had a couple of wines each and were trying to get scared. We held hands, breathed deeply and closed our eyes. “We are here in Read more...

Escaping the Cult of Accelerated Christian Education

Posted 11:22am Sunday 1st May 2016 by Jean Balchin

Picture this: gray walls rising up on three sides of you as you sit, hunched over your schoolwork - a science worksheet repudiating the theory of evolution, using the Loch Ness Monster as an example for why Darwin was horrifically, inexcusably wrong.  As you fill in the blanks, copying Read more...

The Big Banana Blow Out

Posted 11:11am Sunday 1st May 2016 by Mikayla Cahill

You may want to sit down for what I’m about to smack you in the face with: bananas are dying, and it isn’t the most a-peel-ing situation. Bananas all around the world are starting to die from a deadly and uncontrollable new strain of Fusarium Oxysporum f.sp. Cubense (Panama Disease) Read more...

In Defence of Self-Defence

Posted 11:33am Sunday 24th April 2016 by Lucy Hunter

A piece of advice for all you female-identified people – get good at yelling. You don’t have to be ‘ladylike’ if someone is disrespecting your boundaries. You have a right to get mad! Unleash the beast and yell from your belly like a frickin’ dragon. In the debate Read more...

What Becomes of the Unwanted

Posted 11:23am Sunday 24th April 2016 by Louise Lin

Louise Lin went to the Green Island Landfill to talk to the people who deal with the waste products most people prefer to ignore If you want to be attacked by irate pukeko, the Green Island landfill is the place to go. Jennie Upton, Education and promotion officer at the DCC, is showing me Read more...

Nudity & Rudity

Posted 11:15am Sunday 24th April 2016 by Kirsty Gordge

After spending some time in a nude sauna in Finland, Kirsty Gordge explores public nudity in New Zealand, asking the big question: Why don’t Kiwis get naked more often?  Boobs: perky, droopy, and wrinkled. Nipples: dark, pink and small. Bums: tight, big, and saggy. Hair: thick, black Read more...

Guidance for Jobseekers

Posted 11:34am Sunday 17th April 2016 by Anonymous Bird

It's getting to the time when, while students are stressing about assignments and exams, they have run out of course related costs and are frantically applying for part time work and graduate employment. Job hunting can be a dreary and disheartening process, but you’ve got to stick at it Read more...

Pride in Prison?

Posted 11:06am Sunday 17th April 2016 by Nath B

Content warning – accounts of rape and physical violence The acronym LGBT is used through-out the article in an all-encompassing manner to refer to the queer community.  LGBT is used in lieu of writing lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, intersex, pansexual, genderqueer, asexual, Read more...

Spilled Soup, Secrets & Schadenfreude

Posted 11:18am Sunday 10th April 2016 by Jean Balchin

Jean Balchin on that gleeful feeling of happiness when something horrible happens to someone else. Imagine, if you will, a cold, blustery day in the city. With the wind howling and the rain coming down in horizontal sheets, the interior of the bus seems positively luxurious. From your Read more...

A Special Pass For God

Posted 11:13am Sunday 10th April 2016 by Joe Higham

Joe Higham discusses the exceptional treatment religion gets in the media, and how it turns us into hypocrites. It was 1988 and Salman Rushdie, a British-Indian author, was sat in a secure, undisclosed safe house somewhere in the British Isles, under overwhelming police protection. He was only Read more...

Harm Reduction

Posted 11:00am Sunday 10th April 2016 by Lucy Hunter

Lucy Hunter looks behind the doors of the Dunedin needle exchange Needle exchange programmes were created to reduce harm and to educate people on taking drugs in the safest way possible. I spoke to Manager Barbara Smith and one of her colleagues Dene Barnes from the Dunedin Intravenous Read more...

Cos It's All About The Play

Posted 12:07pm Sunday 3rd April 2016 by Victoria Ransom

The smell of makeup, face paint and coloured hairspray fills the air. Masses of people are all flocking to one place for a day of excitement, laughter and all out craziness.  For those of you thinking these are the sights and smells of the annual Hyde Street party, you are sadly mistaken. We Read more...

Intercontinental Drift

Posted 11:55am Sunday 3rd April 2016 by Norman H. Maclean

“They change their sky but not their soul who cross the ocean.” When Roman poet, Horace penned these words over two millennia ago, he could scarcely have envisaged the chaos unfolding in our time as hundreds of thousands clamour for salvation in the West, carrying with them both faith Read more...

A Week In The Life Of A Sex Store Employee

Posted 11:41am Sunday 3rd April 2016 by Chelle Fitzgerald

“Wow, that is so cool! What’s it like? Are all the customers hella kinky?” This is the most common response I hear when people find out what I do for a living. To be fair, it’s a natural reaction, as so many people have never set foot inside an adult store. Many people Read more...

Breaking News: The News Is Broken

Posted 12:43pm Sunday 20th March 2016 by Amber Allott

Admit it. You know you regularly choose to read entertaining trash over reminders of how the world is turning to shit. Amber Allott investigates if we are entirely in control of our ignorant habits, or if they are the result of capitalism and political manipulation within the media. ‘How Read more...

Reiki’n It In

Posted 12:22pm Sunday 20th March 2016 by Lucy Hunter

Reiki is a Japanese technique for stress reduction and relaxation that adherents believe also promotes healing. Reiki (rhymes with nakey) was developed in 1922 by Japanese Buddhist Mikao Usui. It uses a technique often called “palm healing” or “hands-on-healing”. Read more...

The Human Garbage Receptacle

Posted 12:05pm Sunday 20th March 2016 by Anthony Gordon

You haven’t seen the nasty side of human nature until you’ve worked a job dealing with hungry people who do not give a fuck about who you are. The little social niceties that stop people from succumbing to their momentary anger and verbally abusing their mate’s girlfriend Read more...

No Pain, No Gain

Posted 1:36pm Sunday 13th March 2016 by Jean Balchin

It wasn’t until I felt the sharp sting of lemon juice trickling down into my eye made me realise I had made a terrible mistake. Inelegantly slumped over the bathroom sink, I squinted through my tears at the woebegone girl in the mirror and vowed never to bleach my freckles again. Although only Read more...

The Secret Life Of Bees

Posted 1:26pm Sunday 13th March 2016 by Amber Allott

The leader of the group got to her position of power by violently murdering her sisters. She was born in a cell and fed nothing but jelly by thousands of identical nurses. The bodies of her dead children are picked up and tossed outside the institution they were born in. When she is too old to work Read more...

The Path To Fashion Week: OP to iD

Posted 12:45pm Sunday 13th March 2016 by Brittany Pooley

iD Fashion Week is Dunedin’s own annual celebration of New Zealand fashion. It presents two major Fashion shows; the iD International Emerging Designer Awards and the iD Dunedin Fashion Show otherwise known as Railway Each year designers from all over the world are invited to put forward their Read more...

What's The Deal With Christian Science?

Posted 12:38pm Sunday 6th March 2016 by Lucy Hunter

Heal the sick. Raise the dead. Cleanse the lepers. Cast out demons,” reads the proud emblem of the Church of Christian Scientists. No wonder a man at the first service I went to told me that being a Christian Scientist is “very difficult”.  Most people who have heard of Read more...

Student Flats Or Student Slums?

Posted 12:28pm Sunday 6th March 2016 by Joe Higham

Much criticism has been levelled at the condition of many student flats in North Dunedin, and countless solutions have been proposed, but who is the blame for the situation? Is it the landlords’ fault for not caring for properties enough and allowing the condition of their property to slowly Read more...

Through Space And Time With Shapeshifter

Posted 12:10pm Sunday 6th March 2016 by Critic

Shapeshifter landed in Dunedin last week to transport us to all to outer space with their futuristic music. Critic managed to wangle their way into their fourth-dimension practise room before the big show to snap some pics, have a beer, and talk sci-fi wit Critic: I feel lucky to have seen you Read more...

A Final Farewell

Posted 12:07pm Sunday 28th February 2016 by Mikayla Cahill

Richard slammed his hand over the guitar strings and a ringing tore apart the room. Everyone began to cheer in unison. A second later the guitar riffs and sharp drum beats were ripping apart the walls. My hair whipped me in the face, and beer spilled out of my glass as I swayed side to Read more...

Do Not Induce Vomiting

Posted 11:53am Sunday 28th February 2016 by Lucy Hunter

If you have accidently swallowed something poisonous, or are trying to help somebody who has, do not make them vomit. It is not an effective way to remove poison from the system. The stomach contractions that cause vomiting can make the poison absorb more rapidly into the bloodstream. If the Read more...

Myth of the Man-Eating Shark

Posted 1:25pm Sunday 4th October 2015 by Sam Fraser-Baxter

In July, professional surfer Mick Fanning encountered a large shark in the final of the J-Bay Open in South Africa. First, a large fin appeared behind Fanning, followed by splashing and a “holy shit” from one of the commentators. As a wave lurched before Fanning, every person watching Read more...

90 Years Of Critic

Posted 10:57am Sunday 4th October 2015 by Staff Reporter

We’ve included a collection of some of the most interesting articles in Critic’s history - those pieces reflecting the change in times and attitudes during Critic’s 90 years on campus. VOL XXXIX | Issue 3 - 1963 VOL XL | Issue 7 - 1964 VOL Read more...

The Nuclear Clusterfuck

Posted 12:27pm Sunday 27th September 2015 by Paul Winter

“We all know that the atomic bomb is very dangerous; since it could be used against us, we should be ready for it! Remember to duck and cover, kids. Duck and cover like your pal Bert the Turtle and you’ll be safe!” This is an extract from a 1951 civil defence film. The film Read more...

The Phantom Of The Opera

Posted 1:17pm Sunday 20th September 2015 by Mandy Te

Written during what France hails as its Golden Era, Gaston Leroux’s novel, The Phantom of the Opera stood out for several reasons. While his contemporaries were writing stories that reflected reality and our everyday lives, Leroux had returned to the gothic genre — one of mystery and Read more...

Dignity In Death

Posted 1:12pm Sunday 20th September 2015 by Lucy Hunter

"Say you want to leave your body to us, we may get it almost straight away, within a couple of months, or we may wait several decades for it” says the friendly operator at the anatomy museum on Tuesday morning. Chris Smith is responsible for the operation, maintenance, and guided tours Read more...

Finding Flatties

Posted 12:45pm Sunday 13th September 2015 by Sam Hendry

Finding suitable flatmates is tough. It doesn’t help that it’s the most important part of obtaining great flat chemistry. However, you need not fear. With a few sensible tips and clear communication at the start, you can (maybe) have a successful year! “You never truly know Read more...

Cash Cropping on Culture

Posted 12:38pm Sunday 13th September 2015 by Mandy Te

Discrimination tends to be experienced only by certain groups of people. Some people will never endure professional, social or economic discrimination because of what they look like, where they come from or the origins of their ancestors. Those privileges are not necessarily realised, but they are Read more...

A History of Sex in Medicine

Posted 12:25pm Sunday 13th September 2015 by Lucy Hunter

Aha! It’s “a chancre on the penis!” not “a chamber on the lines”, it’s “a chancre on the penis!” This is the joyous thought process I had while decoding the terrible handwriting of a Victorian doctor from a huge leather-bound book in the Dunedin Read more...

Opinion: The NZ Flag Debate

Posted 1:42pm Sunday 6th September 2015 by Jeremy Howard

About three years ago, I came across a group on Facebook called “Change the New Zealand Flag”. This was the first I’d heard of the flag change movement, which has been going since at least the 1980s, if not earlier. Now, in 2015, the referendum will decide which of the Final Four Read more...

Vexing Vexillography

Posted 1:31pm Sunday 6th September 2015 by Staff Reporter

Let’s pretend that we do all want a new flag change for a second while we weigh up the options we’ve been given. Unfortunately, there are no Kiwis with lasers in the options presented to us. As confused as I am about what would better represent New Zealanders than Kiwis with lasers, we Read more...

What I Wish You Knew

Posted 12:46pm Sunday 6th September 2015 by Muslim University Students

This week, the Muslim University Students’ Association (MUSA) invites you to attend the 2015 Islam Awareness Week. The week will involve movie nights, lectures and a networking with Muslims evening. MUSA hopes to clear up the many misconceptions about the Islamic Read more...

Hot Dates For Cheapskates

Posted 12:36pm Sunday 30th August 2015 by Amber Allott

Let’s just say you’ve  met a new potential romantic partner, whether they’re grooving on the dance floor at Boogie, slaying some squats at Unipol or, more commonly, you both swiped right. You begin wondering how you can sweep them off their feet. After dazzling them with your Read more...

China's Forgotten Tribe

Posted 12:31pm Sunday 30th August 2015 by Lawrence Hamilton

When most people think of China, what comes to mind are chopsticks, the Great Wall, pandas, kitschy images of Chairman Mao and perhaps grainy footage of a student standing in front of a tank during the Tiananmen Square protests. While most people are aware that China has a huge population, fewer are Read more...

The Guy Who Wants To Be A Goat

Posted 12:18pm Sunday 30th August 2015 by Josie Cochrane

Thomas Thwaites is a designer based in London, UK. Among his many bizarre projects – such as building a toaster from scratch, which ended up with a TED Talk gathering over one million views – his latest endeavour is what has intrigued us the most. Thwaites is attempting to become as Read more...

Dumb Ways to Diet

Posted 1:05pm Sunday 16th August 2015 by Anonymous Bird

Whether they’re a first year trying to shed that fresher five, or a 40-something hitting their midlife crisis, you find people starting out on diets everywhere. Unfortunately, most of these weight-losing, cancer-curing, healthy-making diets are full of shit. Food is an important part of our Read more...

Do You See Me?

Posted 12:54pm Sunday 16th August 2015 by Kirsty Gordge

When Julie Woods went partially blind in 1984, she was an 18-year-old student at the University of Otago. Her vision declined in a matter of months after she was diagnosed with Starghadtz disease. Starghadtz disease is the most common form of juvenile macular degeneration and affects approximately 1 Read more...

Students’ Secret Pets

Posted 12:40pm Sunday 16th August 2015 by Kelsey Frost

When it comes to Dunedin flat inspections, these forbidden furry friends do not exist. Alma Delilah Jupiter Norman Pluto Rubix Samson Toast Read more...

Immortality: The Eternal Search

Posted 12:41pm Sunday 9th August 2015 by Amber Allott

In just about every culture, across the world and throughout time, humankind has invariably sought a single thing: eternal life. Ancient mythologies are strewn with tales of dashing heroes and cunning tricksters who achieve it, and with mystical artifacts that can bestow it. Historically, Read more...

Compassion in Action

Posted 12:35pm Sunday 9th August 2015 by Lydia Adams

The next time you’re lying in bed at night trying to get some sleep, take a moment and listen to your body. You’ll hear the digestive gurgles, breath coming in and out of your chest, and perhaps the faint beating of your heart. Your body is amazing. Every little cell that makes up your Read more...

Egypt's Dream and the Peacefulness That's Killing Them

Posted 12:27pm Sunday 9th August 2015 by Jace Smith

As the horrific events taking place in Syria and Iraq dominate headlines, and we’re inundated with images of ISIS beheadings and bombs, it is easy to forget that just a few years ago the Middle East held our attention for an entirely different reason. Referred to in Western media outlets as Read more...

The New Zealand International Film Festival

Posted 1:42pm Sunday 2nd August 2015 by Mandy Te

The cinematic experience is lost when you stream a film online; for director of the New Zealand International Film Festival (NZIFF), Bill Gosden, the mere act of going to the movies plays a social role in our lives that can’t be replaced. Dunedin’s Regent Theatre and Rialto Cinemas Read more...

Painting The Town

Posted 1:08pm Sunday 2nd August 2015 by Jessica Thompson

Bracing the atlantic chill, tucking my hands as close to my boobs as they could go within the bounds of social acceptability, I ventured into the city. With its tumbleweed Scrumpy bottles, prison-like structures and a heavy sky that hangs, permanently grey, it’s difficult to see the Read more...

The Sound Of Dunedin's None Gallery

Posted 12:53pm Sunday 2nd August 2015 by George Elliott

A short walk up Stafford, a street lined with disused warehouses and an old furniture distributor, one will find None Gallery. It is a residential studio and gallery complex that is a mainstay of Dunedin’s alternative sound subculture and independent arts. Often stylised as simply Read more...

Street Art on Campus

Posted 12:36pm Sunday 2nd August 2015 by Loulou Callister-Baker

Fluke is a veteran Montreal graffiti artist who set up the graffiti company, A’Shop, in Montreal, Canada, in 2009. A’Shop supports artists in Montreal, setting the professional standard for artists and clients alike. OUSA has recently flown him to Dunedin and is commissioning him, along Read more...