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ASA Withdraws From NZUSA
Posted 8:23pm Thursday 12th March 2020 by Erin Gourley
The Albany Students’ Association (ASA) has given notice of its withdrawal from New Zealand Union of Students’ Associations (NZUSA). This is the first withdrawal from NZUSA for 2020. ASA represents the students who study at the Massey University campus in Auckland. They are an Read more...
OUSA Gets Its Reo On
Posted 8:21pm Thursday 12th March 2020 by Erin Gourley
OUSA is paying $7,900 to translate its constitution into te reo Māori: approximately 20,462 words. The current OUSA Executive were handed this task from the previous Executive. Last year, the Exec voted to include a clause in the Constitution that required the Constitution to have both a te Read more...
1600 Students Will Get A Pay Rise
Posted 8:20pm Thursday 12th March 2020 by Sinead Gill
Tutors and demonstrators have officially been given a pay rise, ranging from a $1.30 to a $2.99 increase. Although the scales have only just been updated, the scales will be applied from February 1 2020 onwards. Tutors and demonstrators will be back paid to that time. It is unclear when scales Read more...
University of Auckland Introduces Code of Conduct
Posted 8:16pm Thursday 12th March 2020 by Erin Gourley
The University of Auckland has introduced a Code of Conduct (COC) to regulate the behaviour of both staff and students. The Code is designed to foster a “safe and inclusive” University environment. It sets out four pillars of manaakitanga, whanaungatanga, kotahitanga, and Read more...
The Christchurch Mosque Massacre: A Year On.
Posted 7:16pm Thursday 12th March 2020 by Norhan El Sanjak
By Norhan El Sanjak and Ala Ghandour A year since the attacks and the wound still feels fresh. The terrorist attacks took 51 lives, left dozens injured and scarred countless families, friends and communities. One of those people, Ala Ghandour recounts the tragedy from her perspective (as shown in Read more...
UniPrint Pusheen the Limits of Copyright Law
Posted 7:09pm Thursday 12th March 2020 by Jack Gilmore
UniPrint may be using an unlicensed image of Pusheen in order to teach students how to print, which may be illegal. Last week it came to Critic’s attention that the Central Library division of UniPrint was using the cartoon cat, Pusheen, as a mascot on posters explaining to freshers how to Read more...
Dunedin Has a Student Housing Shortage
Posted 7:08pm Thursday 12th March 2020 by Kaiya Cherrington
There is a rental crisis in the Dunedin student area. Many students have reported that they struggled finding a liveable flat to stay in for 2020, and some students currently remain homeless. A leading cause is the demand for student flats. There has been a steady growth of students Read more...
Students Can Now Check Whether the Exec are Doing Work
Posted 7:07pm Thursday 12th March 2020 by Erin Gourley
The OUSA Executive have agreed to tell students what they have been up to on a fortnightly basis. Historically, the Exec only do this once every three months. Students and Execies alike have been calling for an accountability policy for some time. In the past two years there have been calls for Read more...
Anatomy Department No Longer at Risk of Being Shut Down
Posted 7:04pm Thursday 12th March 2020 by Sinead Gill
At the end of last year, the Department of Anatomy popped their pussies and reversed their Critical Non-Compliance issue. Now, they have a clean slate and are considered fully compliant. Last year the Anatomy Department was at risk of being shut down by the Ministry of fucking Primary Industries Read more...
Albany Street Crossing Not Likely Until 2021
Posted 7:03pm Thursday 12th March 2020 by Naomii Seah
Plans to install a pedestrian crossing on Albany Street beside the OUSA Clubs and Socs building will not go ahead until 2021. 78.6% of students felt that the crossing was necessary in the 2019 OUSA referendum. Following the referendum, then-OUSA President James Heath approached the DCC. They had Read more...
Health Sci Students Affected by Travel Ban to Defer Studies to 2021
Posted 9:34pm Tuesday 10th March 2020 by Sinead Gill
Some Health Science students who are unable to enter New Zealand because of the COVID-19 travel ban are facing a deadline of March 30 to arrive in New Zealand, or may need to defer their studies to 2021. An email leaked to Critic revealed this deadline for “late starts”. In the email, Read more...
STIs on the Rise
Posted 1:45pm Saturday 7th March 2020 by Naomii Seah
The number of STI cases in North Dunedin has risen over the last few weeks. This is normal at the beginning of the first semester, according to a spokesperson from Student Health. The rise in STIs is mostly caused by an increase in chlamydia and primary herpes cases. Critic suspects the Read more...
Starters Swindles Students with Speight’s Stamp Card
Posted 1:43pm Saturday 7th March 2020 by Erin Gourley
It was a gloomy day in Tent City when Caroline was swindled by Starters. Tents stretched skyward; freshers milled around on the grass lawn in front of the Museum; Speight’s t-shirts hung overhead; the Starter’s logo, emblazoned on a black tent, stood out. It was eye-catching. Caroline Read more...
Otago Uni Illness Breakdown
Posted 1:38pm Saturday 7th March 2020 by Alex Leckie-Zaharic
Students are dropping like flies with fresher flu and, for two students, the mumps. A spokesperson from Student Health has confirmed two cases of mumps on the Dunedin campus within the last two weeks. The symptoms are similar to the common cold, but also include fever and painful, swollen Read more...
New Building for Health Sciences Remains a Mystery
Posted 1:27pm Saturday 7th March 2020 by Wyatt Ryder
In November of last year, the University stated that it was considering a new Health Sciences building project with a budget of $138,661,000. $138,660,000 is a lot of money. That is the same price as 63,027,727 packets of Bluebird Salt and Vinegar Chips, or 63,027,726 packets of chips and a Read more...
Otago Uni Invite Alumni to Piss Up on the Grave of Gardies Tavern
Posted 1:25pm Saturday 7th March 2020 by Sinead Gill
Last Wednesday, the University invited all alumni to the Marsh Study Centre to come “Re-live your student days at the Gardies!” and have a free drink. Former and current students are outraged. For those who don’t know, the Marsh Study Centre on Castle Street used to be a pub Read more...
The Southernmost Foosball Club in the World to Start Up in Dunedin
Posted 1:24pm Saturday 7th March 2020 by Sophia Carter Peters
New Zealand’s first foosball (aka table soccer) club will make its debut in Dunedin. The club, once started, will be the southernmost foosball club in the world. Dunedin Foosball will take the southernmost title from Foosball Australia, a club based in Tasmania. Otago Zoology Read more...
How to Make Money from Your Shitty Landlord
Posted 1:19pm Saturday 7th March 2020 by Erin Gourley
A Dunedin landlord has been ordered to pay exemplary damages (i.e. a lot of money because he fucked up and broke the law) for the third time. On 13 February, the Tenancy Tribunal ordered Kamal Slaimankhel to pay his tenants $1000 as exemplary damages in addition to their bond refund. The tenants Read more...
CRIME: Critic Intern’s Flat Broken Into
Posted 1:15pm Saturday 7th March 2020 by Jack Gilmore
On Friday evening, a Critic intern’s house was unlawfully entered and burglarized by an unknown assailant in an event that is all too common for students. The intern said he felt a “bit sad”. The intern’s band’s two guitar amps were taken, as well as a cordless Read more...
NZUSA Calls For Tertiary Student Exemption On Travel Ban
Posted 9:56pm Thursday 27th February 2020 by Sinead Gill
Last week, NZUSA called for a tertiary student exemption on the ban on foreigners travelling to New Zealand from China. NZUSA don’t fuck with the ban because it “feeds racism”, directly jeopardises approximately $1.6 billion dollars from the tertiary sector, and because it means Read more...


