ODT Watch | Issue 26

ODT Watch | Issue 26

After ODT Watch accused the ODT of cult-like ritual summoning last week, public pressure forced the ODT to explain their actions.

Their explanation was as weak as their ability to make up titles.


The rooster was our only hope. The crossbows are coming.


A Dunedin man apparently feels that ‘hairdresser’ no longer adequately describes his job 

I don’t know if charging more for a fancier name counts as a ‘fresh direction’.


However, what appears to be an innocent man sprucing up his job description becomes sinister when paired with this Auckland story. 

Fresh direction indeed.


And finally the ODT is trying to imply that a nuclear bomb was detonated near Milton

We would never be so lucky.

This article first appeared in Issue 26, 2016.
Posted 11:55am Saturday 8th October 2016 by Charlie O’Mannin and Connor Seddon.