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ECONOMIC LIPOFILLING: Landlords Rub Hands Together With Glee and Lick Lips Lasciviously at 2022 Riches as Jacinda and Grant Let Loose the MONEY PUMP
Posted 4:44pm Sunday 30th May 2021 by Sean Gourley
Student allowances are set to increase by $25 in April 2022. Most students can be confident that this change will see a similar rise in rent across most of Dunedin. The average increase in rent for next year appears to be between $10 and $20 per person, according to the students interviewed Read more...
Transphobic Leaflets Left by Losers SLAMMED by Literally Everyone Who Isn’t a Twisted Far Right LOONY
Posted 4:33pm Sunday 30th May 2021 by Erin Gourley
Over the past few weeks, transphobic pamphlets have been appearing on noticeboards around campus. One student has reported the pamphlets to Critic Te Arohi twice. Both times, the pamphlets were put up on the Hunter Centre noticeboard. On May 12 they said “we noticed some rather gross Read more...
Tutes and Dems Plead Poverty, But Will It Fall Upon DEAF EARS From RUTHLESS NEOLIBERAL UNIVERSITY?
Posted 4:26pm Sunday 30th May 2021 by Fox Meyer
The Otago Tutors and Demonstrators Network has collected a lot of data. It found a lot of things — namely that most tutes and dems think they aren’t paid enough. The Uni changed the payscale for these positions, so pay now depends on commitment to the paper, not prior experience or Read more...
Clocktower SILENT During Super Duper Blood Moon, Panned for Refusing to Take a Stance
Posted 4:14pm Sunday 30th May 2021 by Alex Leckie-Zaharic
There was trouble in paradise on Wednesday as the clocktower failed to chime for most of the day. To the dismay of the student population, the clocktower’s ringing was absent on the eve of the super blood moon. Built in 1879, the bongs of the clocktower have graced the ears of hundreds of Read more...
Study SLATED as Bullshit by Demented Grad Students
Posted 4:09pm Sunday 30th May 2021 by Fox Meyer
A study released last week surveyed 4,499 Kiwi students to see if their mental health got worse when they worked on their PhDs. The data said: no, their mental health was not affected. “You’ve gotta be fuckin’ kidding me, right?” asked Dan, a fourth-year. “Is that Read more...
North Dunedin Pests Targeted In New Research Project
Posted 4:02pm Sunday 30th May 2021 by Denzel Chung
City Sanctuary volunteers have been installing backyard traps in student flats on Castle and Leith, as part of a research project investigating attitudes towards community trapping in Dunedin. Critic Te Arohi joined Kate and Toby, two volunteers, as they installed their 27th trap of the day Read more...
Protest! Dunedinites Show Up in Support of Palestine
Posted 3:32pm Sunday 30th May 2021 by Aiman Amerul Muner
Amidst chanting and handmade protest signs, Rawaa Elhanafy made her point clear: “From the land to the sea, Palestine Will Be Free.” Rawaa, a third-year Pharmacy student, was one of the organisers of the Dunedin March for Palestine. She and hundreds of others marched down George Read more...
Burmese Activists Organise Solidarity Concert
Posted 2:25pm Thursday 27th May 2021 by Denzel Chung
A concert this Thursday, May 27, aims to raise funds for democracy activists in Myanmar. Dunedin’s small Burmese community have been working non-stop for the last two months to make it all possible. The Solidarity Myanmar concert will be held at the Dunedin Town Hall, with a line-up Read more...
Huawei Phones Struggle to Connect to University Wifi
Posted 11:47pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Asia Martusia King
Huawei phones cannot reliably connect to University wifi, a student told Critic. Toby noticed last Thursday that his Huawei phone, which is usually able to connect to the wifi, was unable to connect to the University wifi in the Robertson Library. He went to Central Library but had no luck Read more...
Student Nurses Support Strike in June
Posted 11:46pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Hannah Johns
Student nurses have called for the government to take the eight-hour strike planned for June seriously, or face losing graduates to Australia. The New Zealand Nurses Organisation voted to strike on June 9 for eight hours after the government offered a 1.38% pay increase, a percentage just Read more...
OUSA Subwarden Committee Formed
Posted 11:43pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Fox Meyer
Subwardens now have official representation on a committee and can approach OUSA more easily with their issues. Subwarden means RA. RA means Residential Assistant. Residential Assistant means friendly, not friend. OUSA President Michaela Waite-Harvey said that subwardens are “a good liaison Read more...
No Tutus in the Selwyn Ballet This Year
Posted 11:41pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Fox Meyer
As you may have noticed, there was a distinct lack of tutus worn by the Selwyn Ballet performers at this year’s capping show. Luke McLelland, Warden of Selwyn, said that OUSA told Selwyn that they got feedback from last years show indicating that people didn’t really vibe with Read more...
Debate Magazine Left Without Designer for Five Weeks
Posted 11:38pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Erin Gourley
Debate Magazine, the student magazine at AUT, has only produced four issues this semester after the AUT Students’ Association (AUTSA) failed to hire a new designer for the magazine. The situation left Editor Rebecca Zhang unable to make a magazine for five weeks. In her first Read more...
Free Rat Traps For North D Pests
Posted 11:36pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Alex Leckie-Zaharic
City Sanctuary, a Predator Free Dunedin project set up by the Dunedin City Council is offering free rat traps to Studentville residents in an attempt to eradicate the crafty little bastards from polluting pristine North D. In the coming weeks, City Sanctuary will install at least eighty traps Read more...
OUSA Criticises “Paternalism” in Code of Pastoral Care
Posted 11:34pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Alex Leckie-Zaharic
OUSA has submitted in support of the proposed Education (Pastoral Care of Tertiary and International Students) Code of Practice 2021, but proposed several changes to the wording of the policy. “OUSA considers the implementation of the Code as necessary, especially in addressing spaces Read more...
Students Upset at Proposed Freedom Camping Rules
Posted 11:32pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Sean Gourley
Students, known for being broke, have raised concerns that proposed changes to freedom camping regulations will limit their ability to see New Zealand. The changes were proposed by Minister for Tourism Stuart Nash. He is from Napier, so must know a lot about places people want to visit. The Read more...
131,610 Standard Drinks Worth of Hand Sanitiser Bought by Uni in 2020
Posted 11:29pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Denzel Chung
The Uni spent almost $100,000 on hand sanitiser in 2020, according to figures obtained by Radio One. Despite Covid-19 restrictions having eased this year, they are on track to spend almost the same amount in 2021. According to Property Services Manager Dean Macaulay, $98,128 was spent on Read more...
Mid-May Madness for Massey Students
Posted 11:27pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Erin Gourley
A lot of shit is going down with Massey University’s various students associations. The General Manager of the Massey University Students’ Association (MUSA) left his job (or was made redundant), students were mad at their students’ associations, and now all four of their students Read more...
Musicians Push Back Against Noise Control Regime
Posted 11:25pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Denzel Chung
A “Save Live Music Forum” brainstormed ways for musicians and venue owners to do something about noise control regulations, which musicians claim create an atmosphere of “fear about what is allowed” in Dunedin. Hosted at the Dog with Two Tails on Saturday 16 May, the Read more...
Budget Buzz Brokers Broke Breathas
Posted 11:22pm Sunday 23rd May 2021 by Elliot Weir
The government released their 2021 budget on Thursday, announcing the first meaningful benefit increases in decades, as well as increased spending on rail, Māori housing, Pharmac, and other areas. Amongst all the big numbers and dollar signs, there is some stuff for students to be excited Read more...


