Local Produce | Midnight Caffeine
Posted 9:35am Monday 16th May 2022 by Nina Brown
Midnight Caffeine is made up of lead lyricist and vocalist Zi, guitarist and producer Raine, drummer Hayden and bassist Ollie. The band found their name in the delirious aftermath of a late-night caffeine-fueled study grind: the true mark of a (mostly) ex-student band. Critic Te Arohi spoke with the Read more...
Moaningful Confessions | Satan's Little Helper
Posted 9:20am Monday 16th May 2022 by Critic
Buckle the fuck up folks, cos I’m bout to learn y’all a thing or two about sex, tequila, and Satanism. Against my better judgement, I caved and decided to hook up with a fuckboy Satanist over break. He was gorgeous – black hair, different coloured eyes, ripped as fuck Read more...
Horoscopes: Week 11
Posted 10:20pm Sunday 15th May 2022 by Critic
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Please, for the love of God and your liver, stop abusing so many substances. Do you want to make it to Hyde? Instrument to learn: the banjo. Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 It’s time to sit and think about the next step. What does the future Read more...
Asahi Super Dry
Posted 10:12pm Sunday 15th May 2022 by Chug Norris
Asahi Super Dry is a very nice beer. “Asahi”, you say, “Isn’t that the enormous multinational that owns just about anything that you can put your lips around? [insert dick joke here]”. Why yes, yes it is, fictional booze review enjoyer, but that is not to say we Read more...
Skuxx Food | Baked honey soy chicken
Posted 9:20pm Sunday 15th May 2022 by Rosie Joyce @skuxxfood
A wholesome little meal to take you and the flat back to those simple childhood dinners. Your mum isn’t even here to tell you that you have to have veggies with your chicken, so go nuts. Ingredients: 1.6-1.8 kg chicken drumsticks or chicken thighs (bone in) 2 red onions, cut Read more...
Local Produce | Swarles
Posted 9:16pm Sunday 15th May 2022 by George DeMarco
Ollie Whiley, under the alias ‘Swarles’, is breaking on to the Dunedin scene with music that captures moments of heartbreak, lust, and ecstasy. Critic Te Arohi caught up with Ollie to chat about his freshly released self-titled EP, the spectrum of genres that influence his sound, and his Read more...
Opinion: Please, go to gigs
Posted 8:45pm Sunday 15th May 2022 by Annabelle Vaughan
Dunedin is a city that bleeds music, but in recent years, our gig culture has faltered. And I’m worried that we’re going to forget what it meant to us in the first place. Because students mostly cycle out every three years, if we lose something for three years straight, there Read more...
Behind the Sound:
Posted 8:43pm Sunday 15th May 2022 by Annabelle Vaughan
Behind every live gig, song, or album is a wide range of people whose jobs are crucial to curating the final product. One of these jobs is the role of sound engineers, whose technical skills, attention to detail, and ability to feel the beat bring the music we love to life. Chances are if Read more...
Why is Gore the Country Music Capital of New Zealand?
Posted 8:33pm Sunday 15th May 2022 by Ruby Werry
Gore is known for its big fish, suspected rates of incest, and, for some reason, country music. If we’re wondering what Gore has to do with the American South, that pretty much answers the question. The success of country music in New Zealand, and in Gore specifically, mimics the Read more...
2022 Eurovision Song Rankings
Posted 8:24pm Sunday 15th May 2022 by Ruby Werry
If you’re wondering why you should care about Eurovision as a humble Dunedin student, simply consider that New Zealand is providing the official Prosecco of Eurovision, despite not being allowed to participate. Here are the top picks according to our staff, and a complete list of all 41 Read more...


