ODT Watch | Issue 12

ODT Watch | Issue 12

Critic's "successful" older sibling




Apparently there’s a major gap in New Zealand’s education syllabus … ODT rightly demands this be amended immediately; we don’t want New Zealand’s reputation going down the drain!


A snag is right: John Key was giving away sausages for free a mere 100m away from school kids selling the same product to raise money for a school trip. Smooth move from the PM: killing off private enterprise with a taxpayer-supported giveaway is more of your opponents’ game.


By the way, is that Todd Barclay in the t-shirt?


ODT: crushing dreams since way back. This study reveals first-borns are more ambitious and more likely to succeed. In other words: if you aren’t first born, go get a job at McDonald’s.


I think the Chancellor is a little confused as to the central theme of Hyde Street. Getting students to stop drinking so much is about as realistic as the ODT winning an award for journalistic excellence.


Imagine that! Government not following through on a promise … Next time we ought to make sure their fingers and toes aren’t crossed.
This article first appeared in Issue 12, 2014.
Posted 4:32pm Sunday 18th May 2014 by Kristen Stewart and Allison Hess.