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Why Students Struggle to Hold Their Landlords to Account, Even After Winning at The Tenancy Tribunal
Posted 8:14pm Thursday 19th July 2018 by Esme Hall
The Tenancy Tribunal is like a court you go to to resolve issues with your landlord when normal communication has failed. But, even after successful Tribunal rulings, some students are struggling to get justice. Esme Hall reports. Victoria’s current flat is Read more...
Dunedin Wildlife Hospital Denied Funding from the Otago Regional Council
Posted 8:08pm Thursday 19th July 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
The Dunedin Wildlife Hospital is still going strong despite the Otago Regional Council (ORC) recently denying them funding. The hospital, which opened its doors in January 2018, has seen much higher demand than initially expected. The hospital’s co-chair, Steve Walker, told Critic that they Read more...
Cock Throws Cluckin Foul Play Before Winging It After Running Afowl of Egg-thority
Posted 8:07pm Thursday 19th July 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
The Friday before last, a naked man wearing a mask ran into Castle 1 during a first year health sci lecture and threw a live rooster into the seats before running out. The lecturer tried to remove the rooster, but according to one student, the rooster “wasn’t having any of it so Read more...
How to Park for Free on Campus: A Critic Investigation
Posted 8:04pm Thursday 19th July 2018 by Sinead Gill
Parking for free where you shouldn’t be is not without its risks, but here are some helpful tips the next time you can’t be bothered getting out of bed at 8am for an early bird freebie park. Tips are ranked according to a very scientific risk-to-reward analysis. 5. The one-hour park Read more...
OPINION: The Otago Regional Council Are Trying to Ruin the Leith
Posted 8:02pm Thursday 19th July 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
The Otago Regional Council have unveiled plans to drastically remodel the lower Leith, from the Clyde Street bridge to the stadium. THIS IS A TRAVESTY. The designs, which have been approved by the ORC, represent the complete destruction of everything good and pure in our world. The Read more...
Tenants Still Waiting for Landlords to Meet Healthy Homes Requirements
Posted 7:59pm Thursday 19th July 2018 by Esme Hall
From July 2019, rental accommodation must meet minimum standards for heating, insulation and ventilation, in accordance with a recent act passed by the government. But, a new survey has found that, a year out, almost 60% of landlords have done nothing to prepare for the changes. The HRV State of Read more...
Have You Got a Dodgy Landlord?
Posted 7:24pm Thursday 19th July 2018 by Joel MacManus
Editorial: We’re getting to that time of year where everyone is starting to think about next year’s flatting. That is, unless you’re an idiot fresher who signed a flat in April, paid way too much, and have already had a falling out with the former “best Read more...
Gina Crampton
Posted 7:20pm Thursday 19th July 2018 by Charlie Hantler
Southern Steel Wing Attack/Centre Gina Crampton came to Dunedin to study P.E. in 2010 and made her way into the Southern Steel as a replacement player in 2012. Crampton set herself apart with her speed, drive off the line, and feeding ability to solidify her position in the Steel’s Read more...
Selwyn College Ends ‘Sexist and Bullying’ Tradition
Posted 5:58pm Thursday 19th July 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
Selwyn College has shut down its controversial tradition of second years secretly voting on and publicly awarding nicknames to freshers at their AGM after previous recipients accused the awards of being “sexist and bullying”. Among the awards were “best rack,” “awkward Read more...
OPINION: Is It Just Me Or Was Re-Ori Kinda Shit This Year
Posted 7:07pm Thursday 12th July 2018 by Bryn Massey
Am I just an ancient out-dated old-timer refusing to let go? No, no it is the kids who have gotten boring. What happened to Re-O Week? Isn’t it supposed to be second semester’s version of O-Week or is the name just for fun? I'm not saying Mario Kart isn’t neat, or the Read more...
Stop playing Beer Pong with water.
Posted 7:02pm Thursday 12th July 2018 by Joel MacManus
EDITORIAL: It’s a new semester in the wonderful world of North D. The clouds are out, the frost is on the ground, and the rain glitters on the footpath. All is good in our peaceful corner of the world. The new semester also brings with it a fresh batch of exchange students to Read more...
Student Associations Left Out in the Cold After NZUSA Stops Support
Posted 6:52pm Thursday 12th July 2018 by Sinead Gill
The University of Canterbury branch of the student sexual violence campaign Thursdays in Black (TiB) say they were left without support and several hundreds of dollars out of pocket after a sexual harassment scandal ended NZUSA’s TiB campaign. Critic reported last week that a Read more...
Cumberland College Head to Leave
Posted 6:50pm Thursday 12th July 2018 by Sophia Carter Peters
Cumberland College staple and former head, Nick Bates is taking temporary leave to act as interim Head of Student Experience for the University of Otago. This came as quite a shock to both current and past residents. One resident said, “I’m devastated aye,” and that mentality was Read more...
Knox Church Hails Jacinda Ardern as Incarnation of God on Earth
Posted 6:33pm Thursday 12th July 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
In a move that probably should have caused more controversy, Knox Presbyterian Church has confirmed New Zealand’s Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern as God, the supreme being. The church recently wrote “May Neve and all God’s children flourish!” on their blackboard facing Read more...
OUSA Trials Free Food Fridays
Posted 6:29pm Thursday 12th July 2018 by Thea Bailie-Bellew
Forget dumpster diving: OUSA is now looking at giving away edible leftovers as free meals to minimise the amount of food waste produced by residential colleges. A trial run in early June saw students queuing for fifteen minutes for eighty frozen meals saved from UniCol kitchens over two weeks. Read more...
OUSA’s Charity Fight Night Punches Off
Posted 6:28pm Thursday 12th July 2018 by Esme Hall
26 brave (or maybe stupid) students, including OUSA President Caitlin Barlow-Groome, trained for two months and raised thousands of dollars for charity to fight each other in OUSA’s inaugural Charity Fight Night. The goal was to make a “flashy high production new event,” said Read more...
How the OUSA Exec Are Doing
Posted 6:25pm Thursday 12th July 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
In a move that shocked the world to its core, the latest OUSA exec reports were even more boring than first semester. So instead of covering the reports, we’re just going to give you a general update on how the exec are doing based on our half-awake observations. Caitlin Read more...
OUSA Rejects Re-Affiliation of “Cult”
Posted 6:23pm Thursday 12th July 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
The OUSA Executive have rejected a proposal to affiliate a club on the grounds that the club is simply a rehash of a previous club that was disaffiliated in 2017 for “bringing OUSA into disrepute, ignoring OUSA directives and breaching [OUSA’s] constitution”. In 2017, the Elohim Read more...
Critic Reviews The World Cup
Posted 5:40pm Thursday 12th July 2018 by Charlie Hantler
By the time of publishing, all of the English fans will finally have shut the fuck up, as football is not coming home. Harry Kane will continue to be a mouth-breathing peasant, Jordan Henderson will be back to being robbed on a daily basis in Liverpool, and Neymar will almost have finished rolling Read more...
Campaign To Repeal Voluntary Student Membership Starts
Posted 10:18pm Thursday 5th July 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
The New Zealand Union of Students’ Associations (NZUSA) has begun a behind-the-scenes campaign to repeal Voluntary Student Membership (VSM), offering the greatest hope for reversing the controversial policy, which has been responsible for gutting students’ associations across the country Read more...


