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OUSA International Officer Wins at NZ Youth Awards
Posted 10:17pm Thursday 5th July 2018 by Staff Reporter
Umi Asaka, OUSA International Officer, was one of three recipients of the Inclusion and Diversity Award at the NZ Youth Awards last week. Described as a “social justice warrior,” Umi Asaka was credited for actively challenging societal perceptions of what young people with Read more...
University Rolling out Sanitary Bins to All Female Toilet Cubicles After Low-Effort Critic Investigation
Posted 10:15pm Thursday 5th July 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
The University are putting sanitary bins in every female toilet cubicle after Critic pointed out that Property Services Division Director Barry MacKay’s statement that, “Every female toilet cubicle has a sanitary bin” was false; Critic had a little wander around and found 25 female Read more...
OPINION: Otago University’s Hunt for the Loch Ness Monster was Embarrassing and Expensive
Posted 10:14pm Thursday 5th July 2018 by Joel MacManus
While we were away, Otago University Professor Neil Gemmell spent most of June searching through the depths of Loch Ness looking for evidence of a monster. I’m going to take a wild punt here and say he didn’t find one. While he was doing this, the University’s Read more...
Student Loan Cap Extended
Posted 10:13pm Thursday 5th July 2018 by Esme Hall
Want to stay at University forever? Well, now you (almost) can. If you are a student of Medicine, Dentistry, Optometry or Veterinary Science, the Government has extended the student loan limit from seven to ten years, meaning you will no longer need to take out personal loans to complete your Read more...
How a Sexual Harassment Scandal Brought Down a Million-Dollar Student Campaign to End Sexual Violence
Posted 10:08pm Thursday 5th July 2018 by Sinead Gill
Content warning: sexual harassment, bullshit bureaucracy Last year, the New Zealand Union of Students’ Associations was celebrating a $1.4 million dollar contract with ACC to combat sexual violence. The deal was quietly cancelled due to a sexual harassment scandal within Read more...
Auckland University Students’ Association Loses More People
Posted 10:05pm Thursday 5th July 2018 by Esme Hall
The co-editors of Auckland University’s student magazine Craccum have resigned, alongside the International Students’ Officer of the Auckland University Students’ Association (AUSA), due to unsustainable workloads. This marks five total resignations for student reps at AUSA this Read more...
University Reveals Boring Surprise
Posted 10:03pm Thursday 5th July 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
The Black Wall of the lie-brary. Who can remember when it came, that impenetrable eternal Wall. A computer lab is lost in the golden lake of memory and all that’s left is the Wall, flashing cryptic messages from our masters. WATCH THIS SPACE WE ARE CREATING A NEW SERVICE FOR YOU OPENING NEXT Read more...
Selwyn College Students Secretly Voted on the Fresher Girl with the 'Best Rack'
Posted 10:02pm Thursday 5th July 2018 by Joel MacManus
Second year Selwyn College students secretly voted on and publically awarded a prize for the fresher girl with the “Best Rack,” among other derogatory awards. Monica Nelson, who was given the award in 2014, described it as “sexist and bullying”. The tradition was part of Read more...
Why We Didn't Name A Sexual Harasser
Posted 9:50pm Thursday 5th July 2018 by Joel MacManus
EDITORIAL: Hola! Welcome back to Dunners for another semester. It’s cold as fuck, so remember it’s perfectly OK to wear a puffer jacket to town. I wish I had some fun news to yarn about, but unfortunately our news team is just too damn hard-hitting. Blame Charlie Read more...
Postgraduate Officer Kirio Birks Narrowly Escapes Vote of No Confidence
Posted 1:00am Sunday 27th May 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
Kirio Birks, OUSA Postgraduate Officer, has avoided being removed from his position by a margin of two votes after a motion for a vote of no confidence in him was raised at a Student General Meeting last Friday. Matthew Schep, postgraduate student, introduced the motion, claiming that Kirio had Read more...
Students Protest University Censorship
Posted 12:59am Sunday 27th May 2018 by Esme Hall
Otago University Students formed a protest movement last week, while facing close scrutiny from Campus Watch, following the University’s decision to seize and destroy issues of Critic last week. Immediately after the University admitted to destroying copies of Critic’s Menstruation Read more...
The Cover Story
Posted 12:58am Sunday 27th May 2018 by Esme Hall
If you were wondering why there were no copies of Critic on campus last week and don’t follow any news outlets in the world, last Monday 2000 copies of Critic’s Menstruation Issue were siezed and destroyed by Campus Watch in a night-time raid because of its cover illustration depicting a Read more...
Letters | Issue 13
Posted 12:45am Sunday 27th May 2018 by Critic
Letter of the Week Hello, On behalf of the Board of Directors of the 40 year old international Society for Menstrual Cycle Research, I write to express our extreme dismay at the University of Otago’s censorship of the student magazine Critic’s Menstruation Issue, and our support of Read more...
Bloody Hell, What a Week
Posted 12:35am Sunday 27th May 2018 by Joel MacManus
EDITORIAL: There’re too many things I want to say and too little space to say them in, so here’s a big ol’ list of random thoughts about the Menstruation Issue. It wasn’t 500 copies, as the Uni insisted. I reckon it was somewhere around 1500-2000 copies. We print Read more...
Teddy Bear Hospital Is So Cute
Posted 10:46pm Thursday 24th May 2018 by Esme Hall
Otago University Medical Students’ Association (OUMSA) has run its adorable Teddy Bear Hospital for the eighth year in a row. Busloads of kindergarteners arrived at Elim Church and the Hunter Centre last week to get check-ups for their soft toys. Health Professional students donned their Read more...
The Best Anonymous Comments From the OUSA Referendum
Posted 10:45pm Thursday 24th May 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
The OUSA Referendum happened and everything went pretty much as expected. All the boring questions passed because no one properly understood them. The environmental, drug, and miscellaneous ones pretty much passed with high majorities. The only close ones were whether OUSA should ban tickets in its Read more...
An Open Letter On The Removal and Destruction of Latest Issue of Critic Magazine by the University of Otago
Posted 11:10am Wednesday 23rd May 2018 by Critic
Dr Royden Somerville QC Chancellor University of Otago BY EMAIL: registrar@otago.ac.nz Dear Sir RE: Removal and destruction of latest issue of Critic magazine by University of Otago We are writing to express our deep concern over the recent Read more...
Otago Scientist to Tackle The Mystery of Loch Ness
Posted 10:04am Monday 21st May 2018 by Staff Reporter
The story of the Loch Ness monster is one of the world’s greatest mysteries. We have waited more than a thousand years for an answer on its existence. Now, it is only months away. A global team of scientists, led by Professor Neil Gemmell of the University of Otago, New Zealand, Read more...
University Lies About Sanitary Bin Numbers in Female Toilets
Posted 9:49pm Thursday 17th May 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
The University does not have enough sanitary disposal bins in its female toilets and provides none in their male toilets. The University’s Property Services Division Director Barry MacKay told Critic that, “Every female toilet cubicle has a sanitary bin”. This is not true. Read more...
OUSA Postgrad Officer Facing Vote to Remove Him From Office
Posted 9:48pm Thursday 17th May 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin
OUSA Postgraduate Officer Kirio Birks may be removed from his position after a vote of no confidence, which will be brought against him at a Student General Meeting, held on Thursday at 1pm in the Main Common Room. The motion was introduced by postgraduate student Matthew Schep, who says Read more...


