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The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask 3D
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Basti Menkes
When The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time was released in 1998, it was hailed by many as a masterpiece. Seventeen years later, it still regularly tops Best Video Games Of All Time polls. It has the same cultural legacy and enduring appeal in the world of video games as the original Star Wars movie Read more...
Vivienne’s Blog
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Bridget Vosburgh
Stephen K. Leaton’s novel, Vivienne’s Blog, is described by its blurb as a psychological thriller and, to a certain extent, this is true. The titular Vivienne is seemingly delusional and dangerously obsessed with her ex-boyfriend, Callum. A court order prevents her from having personal contact with Read more...
Insurgent
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Mandy Te
Rating: 3/5 Even though we’re well into 2015, it seems as though the dystopian film fad just can’t be shaken off. Insurgent picks up where Divergent left off, but this time with Robert Schwentke as director and Akiva Goldsman as the script writer. After the attack on Abnegation’s Read more...
X+Y
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Simon Kingsley-Holmes
Rating: 4/5 X+Y is a smart drama that rides the fine line between movie and TV-drama-of-the-week by juxtaposing the life-changing events thrust upon the film’s young autistic protagonist and maths genius, Nathan Ellis (Asa Butterfield), with the everyday hassles of his condition for those Read more...
Cinderella
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Rachael Hodge
Rating: 3/5 With a $95 million dollar budget and an iconic fairytale storyline, you’d assume that the directors would spice up Cinderella just a little bit. However, if you were looking for a dramatic plot twist or anything remotely original, you won’t find it here. Ella (Lily James) Read more...
Home
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Shaun Swain
Rating: 3/5 If there’s one thing that films such as The Incredibles and The Iron Giant have taught me, it’s that animated movies can hold their own as great standalone films. Home does not qualify for this. The film bites its own tail when it forces inconsistent satirical metaphor into its Read more...
Satay Chicken Wraps
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Sophie Edmonds
The struggle to nurture my body with more than just eggs on toast continues. Having eaten spaghetti and meatballs for most of last week, I was keen to mix things up a bit. This satay sauce can be used for chicken, tofu or even without a main protein player; it is delicious smothered by itself on the Read more...
Christchurch’s Creative Revival
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 29th March 2015 by Isabel Lanaux
S ince the 2011 earthquake, Christchurch has been undergoing a creative revival. When I was lucky enough to visit the South Island’s biggest city, what I found there was at once shocking and awe inspiring. Some of what I saw was expected, with rubble, heavy machinery and buildings Read more...
Horoscope | Issue 5
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Madame McMystery
Do you struggle with making basic life decisions? Worried about never bumping into your campus soulmate, or whether to eat two-minute noodles for every dinner this week? Fear not, chums, for I, Madame McMystery, have gazed deep into the cosmos to reveal the secrets the planetary alignments hold in Read more...
Dying Light
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Isaac Yu
Rating: 4/5 Much like fresher flu, zombies are hard to escape at the moment. Books, movies, TV shows, games: Dying Light is the latest triple-A attempt to cash in on the zombie craze following the giant let-down that was Dead Island. Made by the same developer, Techland, Dying Light takes Read more...
Zoe Crook & Aodhan Madden Suspicious Minds
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Loulou Callister-Baker
The first time I met artists Zoe Crook and Aodhan Madden was at the Blue Oyster Art Project Space while they were partway through initial preparations for their Fringe Festival performance piece, “Suspicious Minds”. They had moved the office to a back room, covered the entire front window and Read more...
The Rise and Fall of National Women’s Hospital: A History
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Bridget Vosburgh
The Rise and Fall of National Women’s Hospital: A History is exactly that. Author Linda Bryder covers the history of the National Women’s Hospital in Auckland, beginning with the political and social circumstances that led to the hospital’s opening in 1946, and ending with the conditions that led to Read more...
GASP
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Daniel Munro
GASP is a DJ and producer based out of Dunedin, and is set to support Raiza Biza and Jay Knight at Refuel on the 23rd of April. At just 17 years old, Eden Burns is making waves locally and internationally. With recognition from both Vice and Mix Mag, Critic caught up with him to check out what he’s Read more...
Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds Chasing Yesterday
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Basti Menkes
Noel Gallagher has to be one of the most tragic figures in rock history. Okay, he’s not quite up there with Daniel Johnston or Syd Barrett, but he is piteous in his own way. Like The Beatles (yes, it’s sentence three and I’ve already made that comparison), Oasis started out as lovable British Read more...
Dunedin Fringe Festival Dance/Theatre Performance: Bbeals
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Rachael Hodge
Rating: 4/5 A s one dancer rightly pointed out, Bbeals “sure was no swan lake.” To say the least, Bbeals, performed by the New Zealand dance company, Footnote, and a French company, Danses en l’R, was interesting. I wasn’t sure what I was expecting from the show. However, I was Read more...
Kidnapping Mr. Heineken
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Shaun Swain
Rating: 3/5 Films “based on a true story,” especially ones about kidnap heists, usually fit into one of two categories. Category one: documentary footage that is so intensely dramatised that it becomes almost fictitious. Category two: documentary footage that sticks diligently to historical Read more...
The Salt of the Earth
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Harlan Jones
Rating: 4/5 “People are the Salt of the Earth” Sebastião Salgado informs us — hardly a surprising conclusion from a successful social photographer. The observation establishes the impetus for the documentary, which quickly moves from being a biopic about Salgado into a wider meditation on Read more...
Chappie
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Maya Dodd
Rating: 2/5 Have you ever heard people say, “there goes [insert minutes, hours, seconds here] of my life that I’ll never get back”? Deon Wilson (Dev Patel) spent — or wasted, depending on how you want to look at it — the better part of three years creating an artificial intelligence Read more...
Mediterranean Lamb Burgers
Posted 5:43pm Sunday 22nd March 2015 by Sophie Edmonds
I compensate for my lack of a Victoria’s Secret-worthy bod by seducing men with my charm, wit and culinary efforts. My usual go-to involves spaghetti and meatballs made from scratch, as carbs and meat tend to go down a treat in most males. This time I felt the pasta fest that I usually do wouldn’t Read more...
Horoscope | Issue 4
Posted 2:32pm Sunday 15th March 2015 by Madame McMystery
Do you struggle with making basic life decisions? Worried about never bumping into your campus soulmate, or whether to eat two-minute noodles for every dinner this week? Fear not, chums, for I, Madame McMystery, have gazed deep into the cosmos to reveal the secrets the planetary alignments hold in Read more...

