
Seriously? It appears the ODT has got reoccurring beef with Kim’s large frame.

Only 30 minutes? That definitely doesn’t give enough time to fully convey the complex procedure that is hand-washing.

On first glance, we wondered how someone could look so happy when holding a dog crap and headline it “good fortune.” (The dog looks appropriately guilty at least.) Turns out that suspiciously dog poo-looking heap in her hand is a melted smoke alarm … ODT really needs to polish its photography skills.

Oddly enough, that sounds more smelly than good.

Classic ODT, using a pun at completely the wrong time. With a fatality rate of 95 per cent and nobody willing to pay for vaccine or treatment testing processes, Ebola is not exactly a pun-worthy topic.

You know we’re in a sad state of affairs when the only way to get people to the library is through selfies. Oamaru Public Library has succeeded in boosting attendance by launching a contest where people come to the library, take a selfie amongst the books and upload it to Facebook. Props to them for capitalising on our generation’s neurotic self-obsession.