ODT Watch | Issue 11

ODT Watch | Issue 11

Duck, duck, splash

Great parenting advice from the ODT! Now that smacking has been banned, parents are in need of a new way to punish their bratty children. This seems proportional to talking back or refusing to eat your greens.

Steel has been metaling in matters that donít concern him, which has lead to copperís distress.

It may have been sunny but it was raining bullets on the opening weekend of duck shooting! Although, we think the ducks are a little less concerned with rain or shine and more so with their impending death.

Exhibit A of ducks having a great weekend: dead and being dragged by their necks.

Exhibit B: plucked clean and used for a childís enjoyment. The ODT appears to have seriously odd ideas regarding duck shooting

Not sure how they squeezed a supermarket in, but at least now youíll never go hungry while on trial!
This article first appeared in Issue 11, 2014.
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Allison Hess.