Denmark has come up with an innovative way to increase birth rates – and we like it! Though we’re a little mystified about the encouragement for “elderly and gay couples” to participate ...
Um, no, I think your guest will be thinking twice before accepting a dinner invitation from you again! Sounds less like an “Italian feast” and more like an “I’m-lazy-and-drunk feast.”
The best part of the day sure is slip-sliding away for these kids ... far, far away! Looks more like a day of pain, tears and bruised butts. On a side note: the name of the event “Stride, Ride and Slide” sounds more like the name of a B-grade porno.
Cancer, disease, space exploration, green energy — research topics for simpletons! A real scientist would research something that’s really important in the world. This is a “conundrum that has broken the back of every scientist” and requires immediate attention to end the suffering that dripping spoons inflict worldwide.
Is this an indication that Mr Whippy will be putting nuggets in his soft serves? That’s an interesting combo ... Add some sprinkles and a flake and I would give it a try.