I think this is a sign for a good weekend (the ODT isn’t the only one capable of a great pun); if the doctors can’t save you after your night out, the Church will.
Now babies can help with the DIY; it’s about time they pulled their weight around the house.
When I won “go home, stay home” it never got put in the paper.
This apparently “new finding” has us all reeling with shock – next they’ll be telling us it’s bad for pregnant women to drink alcohol!
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