ODT Watch | Issue 04
I think this is a sign for a good weekend (the ODT isnít the only one capable of a great pun); if the doctors canít save you after your night out, the Church will.
Now babies can help with the DIY; itís about time they pulled their weight around the house.
When I won ďgo home, stay homeĒ it never got put in the paper.
This apparently ďnew findingĒ has us all reeling with shock Ė next theyíll be telling us itís bad for pregnant women to drink alcohol!
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