ODT Watch | Issue 04

ODT Watch | Issue 04

Baby Builders

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I think this is a sign for a good weekend (the ODT isnít the only one capable of a great pun); if the doctors canít save you after your night out, the Church will.

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Now babies can help with the DIY; itís about time they pulled their weight around the house.

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When I won ďgo home, stay homeĒ it never got put in the paper.

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This apparently ďnew findingĒ has us all reeling with shock Ė next theyíll be telling us itís bad for pregnant women to drink alcohol!

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The funds are here, the drugs are provided, overdoses encouraged, all thatís missing is you! Volunteers apply at: otagodailytimes@hotmail.co.nz
This article first appeared in Issue 4, 2014.
Posted 2:59pm Sunday 16th March 2014 by Allison Hess.