To start this week, the ODT has discovered someone with superhuman powers.
Of course, personally I prefer CEOs who remain firmly in the past, or, better yet, just sit and stare into space with profundity, and maybe a little drool.
Next, some people have had a rather unfortunate medical emergency.
They’re coming out their ears.
This week Roy Colbert has discovered a revolutionary new use for his laminator.
That’s what the Civil Rights movements have been missing: laminators.
The ODT’s two greatest fears have been realised.
After the disappointment the ODT needed some good news. And boy did they find it.
Fuck yes.