ODT Watch | Issue 13

ODT Watch | Issue 13

To start this week, the ODT has discovered someone with superhuman powers.

Of course, personally I prefer CEOs who remain firmly in the past, or, better yet, just sit and stare into space with profundity, and maybe a little drool.

 

Next, some people have had a rather unfortunate medical emergency.

They’re coming out their ears.

This week Roy Colbert has discovered a revolutionary new use for his laminator.

That’s what the Civil Rights movements have been missing: laminators.

The ODT’s two greatest fears have been realised.

 

After the disappointment the ODT needed some good news. And boy did they find it.

Fuck yes.

This article first appeared in Issue 13, 2017.
Posted 11:28am Sunday 28th May 2017 by Charlie OíMannin.