ODT Watch | Issue 21

ODT Watch | Issue 21

Get Tiddly on Vegemite

Not the greatest idea to steal your sister’s child and claim that he’s yours while going through customs.

Apparently to get a letter from the Queen, it’s as easy as sending an average drawing of the Queen. Perhaps I’ll start sending in my colouring-in pictures.

Like potato is to vodka, Vegemite is the new alcoholic brew of choice. Getting tiddly on a yeasty spread sounds delightful!

Well done, ODT, for an outstanding title of the week; I always admire a little bit of rhyming in the morning.

We were a bit worried about our boy Ben Smith for a wee while there, but he’s bounced back strongly, kind of like how “Up the Landers” is still being chanted strongly six weeks after the Highlanders’ win #upthelanders.

This article first appeared in Issue 21, 2015.
Posted 2:41pm Sunday 30th August 2015 by Steph Taylor.