ODT Watch | Issue 19

ODT Watch | Issue 19

Fine for Porn

Keen for free coffee? Just make sure you’re a breastfeeding mother and you get that all for free at the “Big Latch On”, a breastfeeding event held at the Meridian recently.

That niggly old high school friend still bugging you on Facebook? Perhaps it might be better to just delete them rather than go to their home and verbally abuse them, as one Dunedin man did recently.

In case you want to hire some light entertainment for your next flat party or 21st, hire “Johnny Danger: Entertainer”. This loose guy was guilty of surfing on top of a taxi as it crossed the Auckland Harbour Bridge, and survived. Yup.

“The phone um … auto-corrected my search wrong … officer” is the line many Oamaru people have been using when consulting police officers about a scam in which people accessing adult content receive a message saying they have a “fine”.

This article first appeared in Issue 19, 2015.
Posted 2:41pm Sunday 9th August 2015 by Steph Taylor.