What is most alarming about this scenario: that the prostate examinee was enjoying it more than the examiner; or that the examination took place in what looks like an office in the Richardson Building?
Though the anecdote may be amusing either way, the ODT could have done a better job of explaining the crime in full. Did the septuagenarian merely threaten his victim over the phone? Or did he go full Russell Crowe and administer some real, tangible pain?
No week of “ODT Watch” is complete without a shit pun, and, as always, it was more than easy to find a headline to suffice. All we can hope is that the author stops dreaming up headlines in their sleep.
