ODT Watch | Issue 24

ODT Watch | Issue 24

ODT: Always Looking on the Dark Side of Life

Team NZ still confident despite near cat-astrophe

The ODT is so glass-half-empty! We preferred the images of Team New Zealand nearly capsising – these showed the world who’s the dog and who’s the lamppost.

Oldest man dies

Breaking News: there is now a new oldest man. Critic wonders how regularly this title changes hands.

Burglars target house

It’s a totally new kind of burglary. Police are stumped as to how to proceed.

Cyclist collides with car door

We haven’t seen that one before! For the record, it wasn’t even the cyclist’s fault.

Strong, capable women knocking on door

Women are strong and capable? Breaking news, ODT! They are not even talking about prostitutes, but the new women in cabinet.
This article first appeared in Issue 24, 2013.
Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Josie Cochrane.