As any keen cunthunter in Monkey can attest, getting it in two holes is indeed fortunate.
Later, the ODT celebrated the cultural submergence of some singing students, despite the fact that a visit to the Chinese Gardens prepares you for Beijing like NCEA prepares you for the real world.
Sometimes it is not the writers themselves but those wonderful folk who write in to this illustrious publication who display the customary open-armed approach of the South. Who knows what Ian Smith wanted to title the Indian telemarketers before opting for the “boys from Mumbai”, complete with quotation marks to show the world what a paragon of restraint he is.
In breaking regional news from Oamaru, youths are once again terrorising the streets armed with a mobility scooter. One can only assume the local police are powerless against its dizzying max speeds of 12 km/hr.
