Rest in peace, bitch.
And now, the worst pun of the year to date:
Perhaps aware that they'd taken things too far, the ODT published a montage of readers reacting to the pun:
BNZ is smashing the glass ceiling, and the ODT's photographer got all the female staff to stand in a V formation to prove it.
The patriarchy is more of a TSB Bank thing.
Newsflash, ODT – it’s not a “loophole” just because your elderly, conservative readership thinks there should be a law against it. Likewise, the legislative ban on corporal punishment in schools is not an “unfortunate typo” as stated in Thursday’s news section.
