Rain washed out the entire first day of the test. As this column went to print on Wednesday night, the exact magnitude of the ODT’s fuckup was yet to be determined.
And now, two angry old people massively overreacting to things.
Apparently King’s High School’s “gentleman training class” (as covered in last week’s Critic) wasn’t enough to teach the little punks some empathy. Now, Dunedin children as young as thirteen will be starved, forced into arranged marriages, and have their parents poisoned to death. Until they learn.
Finally, we’ve long since given up on exposing individual terrible puns in the ODT. It’s just too easy. But starting and ending an article with a cringe earns Adrian Seconi a spot in this week’s column:
