David Clark | Issue 10

Posted 3:11pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by David Clark

Freedom of speech is incredibly important. Recently, several students have come to speak with me on this topic. Of course, when talking to a community representative like myself whose job it is to speak out on issues, they find themselves preaching to the choir. I was impressed with the Read more...

Mystery Object Hunt

Posted 3:19pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Critic

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 12.0px; font: 14.0px Helvetica} span.s1 {font-kerning: none} span.s2 {font: 14.0px 'Fira Sans'; font-kerning: none} We have a brand new column for you with prizes to be won! Read the clues, look at the picture, then get yourself over to Read more...

Ethel & Hyde | Issue 10

Posted 3:27pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Student Support

Dear Ethel & Hyde My flatmate's boyfriend keeps eating my food. I know it is him but when I confronted him he denied it. What should I do? Hangry Ethel and Hyde is brought to you by the Student Support Centre. They advise you to take Ethel’s advice. Send your questions Read more...

The Hell Hole | Issue 10

Posted 3:30pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Chelle Fitzgerald

It was a warm day in December. A temperate breeze was beginning to pick up, but even the possibility of a turn in the weather could not dilute the Christmas-time joy in Dunedin. Craning their necks impatiently, the villagers scanned the horizon for a sign of the festivities promised. The children Read more...

You Should Drink Bavaria This Weekend

Posted 2:46pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Swilliam Shakesbeer

I had splurged on a couple of unnecessary expenses this week, like an optometrist appointment and some vegetables, so I was feeling pretty skint when it came to the old moolah department. So it truly lifted my heart when I saw that New World was looking out for me with a $19.99 12-pack club card Read more...

Vitalogy | Issue 10

Posted 3:51pm Sunday 7th May 2017 by Prof's Wood & Ruddock

Sore Throat - A single treatment with kerosene oil will usually be sufficient to cure the worst case of sore throat. Toothache - Saturate cotton with kerosene and insert it in the tooth. It will generally afford speedy recovery. Speedy cure for colds - The kerosene oil remedy will cure most Read more...

Ethel & Hyde | Issue 9

Posted 1:06pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Student Support

Ethel & Hyde: A call for questions from our good and evil agony aunts. If you want to sort out your problems and/or make them worse, you should write to ethelandhyde@ousa.org.nz Ethel says: All you wee buttons out there having some problems should write in to me for some practical Read more...

The Hell Hole | Issue 9

Posted 1:14pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Jessica Thompson Carr

Hannah and I had stayed there once on a school trip. You know, the night at the museum thing they do where you go into a tent and learn about astronomy and then they tuck you up in your sleeping bag and tell you spooky stories about the one mummy they have downstairs. So we decided to reminisce and Read more...

Vapourium Presents Science Tank | Issue 9

Posted 1:20pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Ben Cravens

Ask anyone and they’ll be happy to tell your their opinion on healthcare or immigration. This makes sense because most of the time arguments can be made for both sides of any policy issue. However, lately there has been an alarming trend of established truths being heckled by the Read more...

Who Doesn't Love a Shandy?

Posted 1:27pm Sunday 30th April 2017 by Swilliam Shakesbeer

Imagine you’re on your third day of a bender, the hardest of the lot, the simple thought of starting to drink again is stifling while you lie in bed hoping death comes shortly. The strongest willed of the group are starting to get back on the horse as the sun beats through your curtains Read more...