Horoscope

Horoscope

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18

People might not always be there for you, but gear will be. 

Dunedin band to listen to: Straightjacket Fits

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

Time to put your head into your books instead of giving it. 

Dunedin band to listen to: Juno is 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

Stop signing in the shower your flatmates deserve some peace and quiet. 

Dunedin band to listen to: Six60, you’re just too basic  

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

This week go to a fancy bar and fuck someone, just to help you feel something. 

Dunedin band to listen to: The Chills

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

Being the life of the party is tiring. Take some time out for yourself, rest up. 

Dunedin band to listen to: The Clean 

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

Want to learn a new skill? Learn how to take a joke. 

Dunedin band to listen to: L Hotel 

Leo

July - Aug 22

Don’t give up on love yet. Someone will be able to tolerate you soon.

Dunedin band to listen to: The Slinks

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Week ahead is gonna have you feeling depressed and stressed, sorry. 

Dunedin band to listen to: Sneaky feelings

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Self awareness is hot, you should try getting some. 

Dunedin band to listen to: Hot Donnas 

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

The Scorpio moon will have you feeling all kinds of fucked up. It’s okay to cry and have feelings, they’re in there somewhere. 

Dunedin band to listen to: The Verlaines 

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

Stop being a little bitch. We get it, you have commitment issues. 

Dunedin band to listen to: Mild Orange 

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

No one is out to get you, you’re just self centered. 

Dunedin band to listen to: Dunedin Symphony Orchestra 

This article first appeared in Issue 9, 2021.
Posted 7:55pm Sunday 2nd May 2021 by Critic.