TRIPLE TROUBLE: Student presidents CAUGHT living DOUBLE LIVES in BOMBSHELL INVESTIGATION
In a shocking display of coordinated corruption, OUSA President Daniel Leamy and Te Rōpū Māori Tumuaki Takirua Jarna Flintoff and Sami Harrison Dunn have allegedly fooled and deceived the hard-working student body. Critic Te Ārohi would say this is the biggest scandal to hit campus, but someone probably stole a road cone while you were reading this.
Critic first caught wind of their misgivings while perusing Facebook...
Can You Resist A Scandalous Rumour?
1. You come back to your flat after locking in at Central for most of the day. Your favourite flatmate is cooking dinner, so you decide to hang out for a while. What is your chosen topic of conversation?
A: You give them a run through of your day, no matter how boring and uneventful it was.
B: You are bursting to tell them about the gossip you overheard in the Link at lunchtime.
2. Your ex deletes all of their photos with their current...
Hot or Not: Trends of Otagooooooo
Student culture changes fast. One week, everyone’s in jorts and shotgunning Cody’s in their mates flat. Next, they’re wearing quarter zips, training for a half marathon, and spending $14 on a strawberry matcha because it's “better for cortisol.”
Somewhere between economic collapse, gym culture, LinkedIn posting, and collective social and academic fatigue, student life shifts. The nights are quieter, the...