Feral freshers frantically flock to filthy flats. Fuckers.
Americana
“Football”Surprise! NFL coaches can no longer reward players for intentionally injuring other players. The New Orleans Saints have been busted for a running a bounty system where players were rewarded for injuring key members of the other team. Bounty prizes...
Edgarzibit hosts Pimp My Clubs & Socs
OUSA is splashing out half a million dollars to pimp out the Clubs & Societies Building. President Logan Edgar says that most of the money will be spent on “boring” maintenance rather than brand new...
Swillable
Taste: 8/10 Price: 12 for $20 (on special) Percentage: 5% As winter creeps in the ease with which a cold beer can be consumed increases noticeably. With many Scarfie flats dipping below the temperature of the fridges in them it becomes convenient to just...
Me Love You Long Time
Critic’s blind date column has been running for a while now. We’ve all got some good laughs out of it, and at least a few people have scored themselves a night of romance. But here at Critic we feel...
Fez
Platform: Xbox 360 Genre: Puzzle It’s a fez. Fezzes are cool. In this case Gomez, the over-sized oblong-headed protagonist, is granted magical powers by a felt hat he finds in his two-dimensional pixel home. It grants him the insight to see his world in a...
Stuffed Baked Potatoes
These easily prepared stuffed potatoes are the ultimate comfort food. The potatoes take at least an hour to cook, but little other preparation is required. Go Mexican and fill ’em up with chilli beans (I like the hot varieties because I’m a sucker for spice),...
NZ Political Roundup
Critic’s market research has revealed that 70% of students get their news exclusively from messages chalked onto the ground on campus. So not only are you missing out on the political happenings that are so hot right now, you’re probably also contemplating...
Critic Goes To Fight Night
The last golden era of heavyweight boxing is over. Mike Tyson is still in Vegas but he’s inexplicably hosting a one-man show. Evander Holyfield would get back in the ring if they would let him (he has at least nine kids to at least six different women so he...
THU 17: New Zealand Music Month Series DPAG | Both Sides of the Line, John Egenes & Black Boy Peaches. 5.30-7pm. Free.
FRI 18: Radio One Presents The Nudge The National | Wellington psych-rockers The Nudge on their Southbound Antics Tour, with support from Vauxhall. Tickets at Modaks on George Street, or $20 on the door, $15 with your 91CLUB Card.
FRI 18: OUSA in Association with Radio One Presents the Converse Battle Of The Bands 2012 - Heat #3 Re:Fuel | Gold coin entry from 9pm.
