ODT’s resident journalist extraordinaire Dave C had a couple of days off last week, which meant less shit chat to tear apart.
He was back on Wednesday however with some existential musings
Why indeed Dave; why indeed?
Meanwhile in Lawrence, there was a crisis of catastrophic proportions:
If the KFC closes you’re really fucked. Then you’ll have to move to Clyde.
And finally, the ODT pun machine was obviously set to sensitive and empathic when it spat out this gem about a truck driver that lost a leg in a crash.
Really ODT. Really?