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Only 1% of Uni Students Don’t Consume Caffeine
Posted 2:53pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Fox Meyer
A new Massey study circulated by prominent science publisher MDPI found that nearly every single New Zealand tertiary student consumes caffeine on a near-daily basis. Caffeine was most commonly consumed as energy drinks, coffee, tea, or chocolate. The real news here is that 1% of students somehow Read more...
Uni Wants Some New Rules, OUSA Says “Mmmm idk about that”
Posted 2:50pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Fox Meyer
OUSA pointed out a fuckton of problems with the proposed changes to the Code of Conduct in a 20-page submission to the University. The Uni is updating its Code of Conduct and received public submissions on the proposal until 7 May. The very first thing that the Exec said in their submission Read more...
Fire Shuts Down Lectures
Posted 2:47pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Alex Leckie-Zaharic
The dreary walk into University up Union St East was made a little more exciting on Wednesday morning, with the already scaffolding-covered College of Education Auditorium surrounded by four fire engines responding to the sight of smoke. According to a University spokesperson, a “small, Read more...
Samoan Students On Why Their Country is Ready for Change
Posted 2:45pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Erin Gourley
The Samoan election was in a deadlock between a new opposition party, FAST, and the current governing party, HRPP. Another seat was added to break the deadlock, but it’s not clear whether that was legal, and the Head of State has recently called for a fresh election, but it’s not clear Read more...
“Farewell After 45 Years, Here, Have a Coffee and a Christmas Voucher”
Posted 2:42pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Denzel Chung
Just two months after asking for “a bit of respect, a bit of courtesy” from her workplace of 45 years, Sue Loan who previously co-ordinated delivery of newspapers across Dunedin, received a 15 minute coffee break and two New World vouchers left over from Christmas. “We are Read more...
“Democracy is Dead”
Posted 2:38pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Fox Meyer
Sign Up Club’s 30 April OUSA SGM ended not with a bang, but a fizzle. The only motion to pass was an increase in pay for ex-officio positions at OUSA. This raised the pay for the Te Roopū Māori Tumuaki Karamea Pēwhairangi and Pasifika Students Association’s President Read more...
“Where Them Students At? Students At?” Ask Protesters
Posted 2:34pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Denzel Chung
May 1 saw two protests happening in the Octagon simultaneously, with organisers lamenting a lack of student activism in a city once known for rowdy student-led protests. The annual J Day protest, organised by the Ōtepoti Cannabis Collective, was designed to continue pushing for Read more...
Students Targeted With Anti-Vax Propaganda
Posted 2:29pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Fox Meyer
On Thursday 6 May, studentville was bombarded with flyers full of bullshit about the Covid vaccine. The flyers could be found on Castle Street, George Street, and Queen Street. They were created by the anti-vax group “Voices for Freedom”, founded by three “passionate Kiwi Read more...
Exchanges To Aus Starting Next Semester
Posted 2:24pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Fox Meyer
Your Tinder pool will finally increase past 69 people next semester, as students will be able to jump back and forth across the ditch on exchange. Danielle Yamamoto Kerr told Critic that Otago and its Aussie partner universities will resume the exchanges in the second semester after several Read more...
Admin Job Losses Actually Led to Larger Departments
Posted 2:21pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Denzel Chung
The University initiative which cut 160 support staff jobs for “efficiency” has led to the hiring of at least 170 full-time equivalent staff to replace them. The Support Services Review (SSR) was implemented by then Vice-Chancellor Harlene Hayne, and basically involved yeeting many Read more...

