What RTD Are You?

What RTD Are You?

Question One: Best place to buy booze?

  1. Liquorland
  2. SuperLiquor
  3. New World Centre City
  4. Henry’s
  5. Big Barrel 


Question Two: What’s the best budget pizza?

  1. Pepperoni
  2. Hawaiian
  3. Beef and Onion
  4. Vege trio 
  5. Cheesy Garlic


Question Three: Best show to binge watch?

  1. Friends
  2. The Office
  3. Suits
  4. Game of Thrones
  5. Survivor


Question Four: Favourite place to study?

  1. Central Library
  2. Robertson Library
  3. Health Sciences Library
  4. Law Library
  5. Marsh Study Centre


Question Five: Best spread for toast?

  1. Nutella
  2. Butter
  3. Marmite
  4. Raspberry Jam
  5. Marmalade


Question Six: Best Chupa-Chup flavour?

  1. Cola
  2. Raspberry
  3. Choco Banana
  4. Watermelon
  5. Strawberries and Cream 

 0-9: Nitro

You’re probably a fresher. You have to post literally every marginal event on your Snapchat story. It’s highly likely you either spend your Thursdays blacked out in Subs, or stressing over your LAWS101 legal opinion. 


10-14: Woodstock Raspberry, Bourbon and Cola

You’re either a Castle Street dwelling breatha, or laid back Polytech student who enjoys a joint every now and again. For the most part, you’re the chilled out mate, but sometimes you just take it too far. 


15-19: Long White

You’re probably blonde, rich, a former head prefect, from Auckland, or all four. You enjoy spending daddy’s money at music festivals, but have phenomenal Instagram game, which explains your ego.


20-24: Vodka and Lemonade

You’re the always loyal, consistent mate who is friends with everyone. You probably lost your virginity pretty late in life, but it gave you the best sense of humour. There is never a dull Saturday when you’re around. 


25-29: Billy Mavs

You’re an expert at sifting and beer pong. You enjoy getting on the piss with the boys. You either do a Bcom or are a tradie. You know how to spin a yarn, but definitely don’t know how to cook or do laundry. 


30+: Cheeky Ice Tea

Effortlessly cool. People are infatuated with your enigma. You have cool outfits, but don’t tell anyone where they are from. You get hit on constantly. It must be nice to be you.

This article first appeared in Issue 11, 2021.
Posted 4:26pm Sunday 16th May 2021 by Alex Leckie-Zaharic.