
Did the crocodile swim across to New Zealand, or was a small kiwi subspecies recently discovered in Australia? A scared New Zealand kayaker is much less impressive now, isn’t it?

Personally, I don’t really like the idea of my burial site becoming a family toilet, but each to their own I guess.

The introduction of a new full-page column by Judy Bailey is best described by comments from the Critic office: “That’s a fall from grace!” and “I thought she died in the Solomon Islands last year?”

You poets, you! SPORT!

At least the ODT got their priorities right this week.