ODT Watch | Issue 08
ODT kicks journalism in the groin
Meanwhile, things were “heating up” (lolzz) in Cromwell when the volunteer fire brigade was pulled out of the pub to attend to a patch of grass.
But the action didn’t stop there, with the Blueskin on Show day on the grass featuring an epic battle between two old people on bikes. The story contained the sport’s fearsome battle cry: ‘The handlebar’s got me in the groin!’
In financial news, the University has elected to continue its Dunedin domination, purchasing a hotel so that its students can have a more glamorous location in which to slack off and make poor life choices.
That said, at least the Uni has money to burn; the DCC’s coffers must be running low given their list of injuries claimed to ACC, indicating that the staff have a lower pain threshold than Sergio Busquets.