ODT Watch | Issue 05

ODT Watch | Issue 05

ODT pigs out on hypocrisy

Ironically, given the ODT’s penchant for terrible puns, they found grounds to mock some other publications in their Weekend story, “Pig on a Mission”:


Clearly gutted to have missed out on the opportunity to utilise any of the above hilarious titles, the ODT relegated this story to the third page. Or perhaps it was to make space for the breaking news that yes, Dunedin has couch fires, and those are BAD.


Luckily the ODT is all over the flammable furniture issue plaguing Dunedin, as the DCC is fully occupied contending with its biggest challenge to date: birds shitting on their stuff.


Wednesday’s news saw the ODT tackling a more “modern” topic: are people having enough sex? This woman wants to know:


And before you mock her sassy fedora or preference for multiple shirts, bear in mind that she confessed to having sex at least once a day for her 20-year marriage, a goal that even the most ambitious of Unicol sluts might struggle to maintain once they escape the fetid cesspit that is their hallowed hall.
This article first appeared in Issue 5, 2013.
Posted 6:30pm Sunday 24th March 2013 by Jess Cole.