ODT Watch | Issue 4

ODT Watch | Issue 4

Okay, so not everyone that walks around with a gun is sinister. But generally speaking, when a guy is walking around central Queenstown with a rifle, you can presume that he’s probably not such a great guy.



There is nothing shocking about this. It is of course entirely possible for an ex-brothel owner to be proficient at sports. But how fucking gangsta must you be to not only be a pimp (or ex-pimp, but still), and also be good enough at taekwondo to get to the Olympics. I just can’t stop imagining a guy with a fur coat over his gi and a gold medal around his neck.



The ODT hasn’t changed the way it uses language since its founding day back in the 1800s, but we are simply not buying that “sometimes in politics, you have to swallow a few dead rats” is a common saying. Never in my life have I heard anyone use this expression. ODT, you can’t just make shit up. That’s our job.



And just to prove that they too have a freaky side, they decide to get out their sex toys and magic kit for the Fringe Fest.



Top work ODT.
This article first appeared in Issue 4, 2012.
Posted 4:27pm Sunday 18th March 2012 by Staff Reporter.